Welcome to Uncle Touché's (it's french, you pervert). Come on in and check out our huge collection of junk. We love our junk, and if'n you want some of it you are going to have to go get it for yourself.
No, its true, you have to do something for yourself. Heck no, we aint gonna go get it for you. What is you, some lazy city boy? Just think of it like a treasure hunt... our trash, your treasure. Put in what you need and lets get started.
Well, I'm guess'n if you are real lazy, then we could work something out - for a little sumpin-sumpin extra... Just hit that there "Order A Part" button and we'll see what we can do.