Azizah's Hairy Buttocks

By Robert James DeBurgh (Poet)

When I behold yon Aigha Sofia
(O! Wise and Great One!)
Temple of Wisdom and Wit,
The vision fills (except for the bit over to the left which is obscured
by two fat fish-wives leaning on a barrel of
pickled Herrings)
O! How my fancy thrills when I behold those Sinuous Hills
With their frills of scrubby shrubs.
Then!!
In a rush comes the thought inspired
How like unto Azizah's hairy buttocks are they,
Which are much desired by those who fancy a roll in the hay.
Say.... Ah men, Ah men...... AMEN

Uskadar 1893

NOTES ON PROVENANCE:
This Work of the Master was discovered during the repainting of the old Monastery of Sultan Ahmet. It was found written on a toilet wall, under seventeen subsequent coats of paint. The particular stall has a ventilator that looks out over the Aigha Sofia.

NOTE:
Is this Work an indication that The Master, Errrr.... "Swung both ways????".....
We may never know the Truth.....