does it sit in a sink?
(yes i think it shall)
by what may it eat?
(it might eat tureen,but it may eat marbles)
does it eat cake by chance of detatching its foot?
(no i think not,but it can fly backwards)
shall it be worn like a dress or a shawl?
(i think it wears soup kettles,ice creame scoops,and buttered pancakes)
then it must be safron,tis thee?
(i shant be bothered by your rude remarks)
then it shan't be apple pudding for fear of its hights)
(i think not)
let it be stream water on a sunny day,shall it?
(i think it shall be water but thy suny day shan't be acounted for)
then it shall be cold water on a dark rain day?
(precisely correct,you shouldn't be mistaken!)  

(C) by Evan