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Ed's Thought Of The Week
Welcome
to my weekly rant, where I go off the deep end raving about absolutely nothing.
Why did I include it in this site, cause it's MY site, and on that note,
nah nah nah nah nah-nah. No into this weeks topic . . .
Now I am a very intelligent person from time to time (Modest too), but everyone is allowed to have one of those lapses of sanity, and mind has been lasting for a good month, for you see I have vacated the comfort of my parents homested, and moved into my own apartment, but here lays the catch, I moved in with two of my good friends, my new girlfriend, and a guy whom sometimes causes me to re-think my stance on first degree murder. Now for those of you keeping count that's 5 ... five people in a three bedroom house!
To truley understand the magnitude of the situation thought you must first get to know the folks...
Firstly there is Ken, nice guy all the way, and super popular with the womenfolk, a little too popular if you ask me. Ken comes from the wonderful state of Vermont, famous for it's...um... Lots of syrup outta that Vermont. When it comes to getting a ride somewhere Ken is the man to ask ... If you have no regard for your own safty. The guy drives like a Hollywood stuntman. Let me tell you, if you've never taken a ride in a Jeep on two wheels heading straight into oncoming traffic at 87MPH you have not lived my friend.
Second comes little Heather, skinny as a rail and sought after by damn near anything with half a testical, and for good reason, Heather has the girl next door thing down packed, but beware, beauce underneath the grin is one of the raunchiest people I've ever known, and I know A LOT of raunchy folks.
Now when evaluating the situation I begin to ask my self a series of important questions...
1) WHAT IN GODS NAME WAS I THINKING?
2) IS THIS SOME SORT OF TWISTED NIGHTMARE?
3) WHY DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT(er)IN THESE PANTS?
All valid questions, well except for the last one, but you get the idea. What it really boils down to is that this is just part of growing up, I'm on my own now... and yet I'm never alone....Dear God What Have I Done!?!?!
Ed's Little Tid-Bit Of Advice : Life is short... AND IF THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS LEAVE THE CAP OFF THE MILK AGAIN LIFE WILL BECOME MUCH SHORTER, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!
Now I am a very intelligent person from time to time (Modest too), but everyone is allowed to have one of those lapses of sanity, and mind has been lasting for a good month, for you see I have vacated the comfort of my parents homested, and moved into my own apartment, but here lays the catch, I moved in with two of my good friends, my new girlfriend, and a guy whom sometimes causes me to re-think my stance on first degree murder. Now for those of you keeping count that's 5 ... five people in a three bedroom house!
To truley understand the magnitude of the situation thought you must first get to know the folks...
Firstly there is Ken, nice guy all the way, and super popular with the womenfolk, a little too popular if you ask me. Ken comes from the wonderful state of Vermont, famous for it's...um... Lots of syrup outta that Vermont. When it comes to getting a ride somewhere Ken is the man to ask ... If you have no regard for your own safty. The guy drives like a Hollywood stuntman. Let me tell you, if you've never taken a ride in a Jeep on two wheels heading straight into oncoming traffic at 87MPH you have not lived my friend.
Second comes little Heather, skinny as a rail and sought after by damn near anything with half a testical, and for good reason, Heather has the girl next door thing down packed, but beware, beauce underneath the grin is one of the raunchiest people I've ever known, and I know A LOT of raunchy folks.
Now when evaluating the situation I begin to ask my self a series of important questions...
1) WHAT IN GODS NAME WAS I THINKING?
2) IS THIS SOME SORT OF TWISTED NIGHTMARE?
3) WHY DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT(er)IN THESE PANTS?
All valid questions, well except for the last one, but you get the idea. What it really boils down to is that this is just part of growing up, I'm on my own now... and yet I'm never alone....Dear God What Have I Done!?!?!
Ed's Little Tid-Bit Of Advice : Life is short... AND IF THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS LEAVE THE CAP OFF THE MILK AGAIN LIFE WILL BECOME MUCH SHORTER, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!
Thanks
a bunch
Ed Edwards
Ed Edwards