Well, I had to start somewhere....

   I was born in Suffern, NY in the May of 1980.  I was raised there and went to Sacred Heart until the age of 8.  This is the school where I first learned how to hate.  My family moved to Mahwah, NJ (which is about 5 minutes from Suffern) and I started attending public schools (thank god). 

   It was during these years in Mahwah that I lived out most of my amazing adventures in the suburban hell of Bergen County.  Fortunatley, along the way I've made friends with some pretty great people who've saved me many more times than I'd ever admit. 

   With the help of these kids I've managed to write and act in a fairly funny public access show called WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE.  I've been in two of the greatest bands ever made....13 English and My Gay Uncle.  Along with my good buddy Nuge, we've created the worlds greatest superheros Marshman and Raving Lunatic...Who have saved my high school's pep ralley's, sold many a previously viewed video tape (Me and Nuge worked at a video store for two years), andwho's comic book exploits I continue to write and draw in college.

  I'm currently attending the School of Visual Arts in Manhatten, I'm a cartooning major.......it is not uncommon to give me a "I'm so sorry" look after hearing that.  Well, screw you.......I love comics.  Comics are better than anything, well comics and pie......and rockin out. 

  Recently the rock machine I belong to, My Gay Uncle was on MTV for their Ultimate Cover Band Contest....of which we promptly lost, but it was a great experiance and we got a whole bunch of crazy ass fans afterwards which are better than 10 grand in equipment money.....well.....

  Anyway, I'm currently working on alot of stuff, so life is pretty interesting these days.  Between the band and the comics, I've gotta say my dreams are starting to come true.....now get the hell out of here and look at the other pages.

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Because the World Cares About My Opinions

I Wish I Was a Robot

I Was A Teenage Teenager