25 November 2005 - 00:00
A K-Town Shootout
Team Tijuana Hawe takes down team Diesel 49 � 42 in Turkey Bowl VII
Year seven of this historic contest saw was a mud bowl of unbelievable proportions. An overnight snowstorm set the table for the messy field conditions in Turkey Bowl history.

On the opening draft, Greg �Tijuana� Hawe and Rich �Diesel� Siebert set clear acquisition strategies for the teams they looked to build. Tijuana went for strength and height, while Diesel went for a balanced approach of speed, agility and height.
In the end, Rich �Diesel� captured some of the game�s fastest, most deadly weapons including Chris �The Warrior� Ghirardi, Ralphie �Vick� and Joe �Iron Man� Lee. On the other side Greg Tijuana, saw his squad built on some of the deadliest wide receivers in the game including Matt �Hard Knocks� Delgudice, �Wild� Bill Burns, Willie �The Stick� Boyland and Richie �Van Halen� Genett. The question was obvious, could an over height, physical squad take on a quick, balanced attack

From kickoff both sides traded touchdowns through the first four possessions, then a defensive battle ensued. Team
Mud! Mud! Chaos!
Tijuana began to negate the deep attack of team Diesel with key interceptions from Matt �Hard Knocks� Delgudice, Richie �Van Halen� Genett and Dean �The Dream� Mozian, but they could not take advantage of the turnovers.

Rich �Diesel� himself pulled in two interceptions to keep his team in the game, while Ralphie �Vick� chewed up the defense with 5 touchdown passes and 1 touchdown run.

�You can�t stop this guy, you can only hope to contain him,� said John Madden. �With the absence of Travis �Favre� Demers, we thought there�d be no show at QB this year, boy we were wrong. I have to this guy in my Madden 2007 game next year!�
Keeping team Diesel�s attack even more balanced was the consistent, tough-as-nails play of savvy veterans Brian �Big Daddy� Hawe and Adam �The Genetic Freak� Krackowski.

�These are the real competitors who are down in the mud, getting that key third down conversion and making the crucial block,� said ESPN football analyst Chris Berman. �These are the guys who keep a team together and I�m happy to hear about Big Daddy�s endorsement deal with Colt 45, he deserves that!�

The balanced attack of team Diesel kept them in the fight all the way to the finish, but in the end, the height and skills of the team �Tijuana� receiving core won out.
2006 competitors before their return to correctional facilities
With each of the core-receiving unit scoring a touchdown including Burns, Genett, Boylan, Mozian, Delgudice and Tijana Hawe, there were too many playmakers to deal with.

In the coming weeks look for these competitor to re-appear for a Northern Westchester vs. Southern Westchester all-star showdown and malt liquor drinking contest.
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