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Joe "Iron Man" Lee
is one of the toughest competitors in Turkey Bowl history, the Iron Man consistently amazes all who watch him with his no-holding back style of play. He throws away all sense of caution, throwing his body into the fray to get that key interception, fumble recovery or reception.
Following last year’s last-second, game-winning touchdown pass, and a stellar performance in preseason, Joe looks to dominate the big game this coming Turkey Day. This potential first-round draft pick is rumored to be taking extra practice in Madden to mentally prepare himself. The Iron Man’s determination and explosive nature make him a player to watch. |
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Greg "Tijuana" Hawe
is no longer living in the shadow of his brother, Brian "Big Daddy" Hawe. This all-star pitcher on the softball circuit looks to bring his A-game to the Turkey Bowl once again this year.
Known for making the tough, clutch catches and doing the trash talking during the games, this Wilderness alumni brings the intensity and desire to the game that many other players lack. Big hits are part of his game plan, whether those hits are legal or not does not concern this punisher as the referees have yet to show up for Turkey Bowl, and this year looks like it will be no different. |
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Eric "Big Pimpson" Simpson looks to sleep through his 3rd straight Turkey Bowl opening kickoff, making a third straight grand entrance once the game is already underway. Notorious among the bars in northeastern Connecticut, this John Jay alumni-wannabe has spent the past few years in the UConn marching band, learning such important chants as "Go Team" and the ever-popular "Put it in"
Though last year he had the unnerving experience of having "The Genetic Freak" barking at him at the line of scrimmage, this player has been looking forward to this moment all year long. It is his second most important goal in life - that and drinking every brand of beer ever created. |
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The question on everyone's mind this Turkey Bowl will be: What color is Smooch's hair? The former John Jay soccer goalie and intramural floor hockey defender was known to dye his hair purple for school spirit, though any color is possible for this man. Though Smooch has yet to appear in a Turkey Bowl thus far, he has become a standout player on the softball circuit and looks to shift his talents to the football arena. A shifty player with great speed, he could have the potential to become an exceptional short-yardage receiver.
Smooch would not confirm or deny rumors that his band ‘Slampants’ would be providing the halftime entertainment. |
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