Age: 16
Famous for: Being a piano playing demon, professional hobo and owner of this site
Likes: Eating steak pie, drinking vodka, making noise with pianos and guitars, laughing at absurd humour (All of above performed at same time for negotiable fee)
Dislikes: Neds, boy bands, cheese, suicide bombers, Partick Thistle
Favourite band: Oasis
Catchphrase: "Unreal" / "Awwwwww brilliant" / "I get a free meal"
E-mail: [email protected]
