Age: 17
Famous for: Claiming to have built a teleporter and lost his virginity in first year, for being biggest bullshitter in world, being James Thornbury.
Likes: Elisinie, writing, making tuna fish sandwiches.
Dislikes: Hobos
Favourite band: Muse
Catchphrase: "Dad! What's in the fridge?" / "Riiiiight." / "Do your weaurst!"
E-mail: None of yer business
