It was a normal morning, I wpke up took a shower and afterwards while I was getting dressed the evil ninjas attacked. I quickly pulled out my numbchucks, all the ninjas gasped and thats when I realized that I pulled out my balls....I put them away. One of the ninjas jumped at me so I quickly dodged his attack and judo choped him in his un-ordinary manboob, he fainted with a girlish squeal. All the other ninjas fled, while they were fleeing Tyler...I mean NINJA-X yz(his zipper is undone) came in through the back door....I mean he made a dramatic entrence through my window and with his sward choped off the fleeing ninjas heads and made a dramatic exit through my window. I noticed the knocked out ninja on the floor, I got on my knees Asian style flipping my arms all over the place to un-mask the ninja...(ten minutes later) when I finaly got on my knees I knew now was the time to un-mask the ninja(by now the ninja was awake but to freaked out to move because of my getting on my knees Asian style) I un-masked the ninja, it was Allen. I said no wonder you had manboobs, he just madly said something in Chinese and ran off. I continued my morning that wasn't normal any more but nothings got me down yet. Back to my morning, I ate breakfast got my back pack and started off to school, halfway there I heard a roaring noise, I looked around and saw nothing so I started walking faster. I heard it again but this time it was louder, I started running and then a giant dragon landed in front of me. I pulled out my cloud buster sward from Final Fantasy 7tm. There was an ogre riding the dragon very ugly he was. with the ogres comand the dragon took a slash at me I jumped back but the dragon still got me across my chest, I looked down at the wound and noticed I still had my towel on. I heard a crowd cheering so I looked across the street and it was a huge crowd and Edgar was at the front of the crowd holding two hotdogs and a coketm. The dragon took another slash at me and I held up the sward with the blade facing the dragons attacking arm cutting off the dragons arm and sending it into the crowd bouncing off Edgars flub flying back at the dragon claw first going through the dragons neck sabbing and killing the ogre. the crowd cheered, I put my sward away and ran home to get dressed. After I got dressed I ran to school trying not to be late, but needless to say my efferts failed me and I was late. Right befor I got to my class it and all the other doors in the hall shut, I thought to myself that the school dosn't want me but do they really need to do this? At that time I heard a BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM anthe ground shook like an earthquake. I heard and felt it again BOOM BOOM BOOM, I turned around to see Chaz(DA DA DAAAA) she sterted to run at me and I thouhgt it was funny that she thought she could catch up to me then she started to roll after me and thats when I started to run and I saw Alan building a modle of Tokio I told him to run but he looked at me as if I were crazy and turned around to see Chaz(DA DA DAAAA) and right before she crushed his modle of Tokio he screamed it's Chazzilla and he started to run with me. we turned at the corner at the end of the hall leaving Chaz(DA DA DAAAA) to run into the wall at the end of the hall. All the doors opened.(a couple of hours later after school) while I was walking home I saw a big crowd, I went over to see the crowd was streched along the street. I saw the Olympic runner about 5 yards away and then the torch went out and the Olimpic runner pulled out a lighter and was trying to light the torch.(5 minutes later) Icould smell the gas from the torch by now and right then he and the torch belw up I was shocked but no one else semmed to care it was like the twilight zone or something. After that I went over to Daniels house and Daren And Jesse were there and that meant "WEED." Unfortunately they were all out but Daniel was about to buy alot which I felt fortunate about and that I have good timing. So we do with the reefer and orderd pizza ate and went our sperate ways. I went home and of course did nothing, it was about 5:43 when a bomb hit in the next room sending me through my bedroom window when I woke up it was a war scene out side, I saw a solder and asked him what was going on and he said the "TEDIZ" are attacking and right then the solder was shot by two biological tedy bears from across the street. I picked up the solders gun and shot the two TEDIZ across the steet. I took the dead solders grenades ammo weapons helmit and vest...
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