Today's Quote:

“Dammit, the s.o.b looked like a man”
--Raoul Walsh (referring to John Wayne)

Past Quotes of the Day:

“He is remembered for the murder of Dick and Jane, which was a mercy killing of the highest order”
--Anna Quindlen (referring to Dr. Seuss)

“Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!”
--Steven Wright

"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
 --Eric Porterfield.

“Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.”
-- Bill Gates

“Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?”
--Steven Spielburg

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
-- Pearl Williams.

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday”
--Steven Wright

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
—unknown

"It was an unidentified flying object, OK? It's, like, it's unidentified."
--Rep. Dennis Kucinich on his Close Encounter of the Third Kind

"I must be hungry 'cause I go crazy over leather boots"
--Iggy Pop, "Sixteen"

"Substance abusers and computer operators are the only folks called users. This isn't by chance"
--unknown

"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon"
--Doug Larson

“President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.”
-Jon Stewart

"Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted"
--John Lennon

“I declare that the Beatles are mutant.  Prototypes of evolutionary agents sent by god with a mysterious power to create a new species— a young race of laughing freemen”
--Timothy Leary

“Wearing Underwear is as formal as I ever hope to get”
--Ernest Hemingway

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.”
--Henry Rollins

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. "
--Gilda Radner

"Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their love for women across the country"
--George W. Bush

"Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry"
--Mark Twain

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
--Britney Spears

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Thats what I love about these High School girls, I keep getting older...they stay the same age"
--Matthew McConaughey's character in Dazed and Confused

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not"
--Unknown