my personal favorites are in plum

1. all day lollipop (all week if you're good)
2. appendage
3. banana
4. beast
5. bologna pony
6. boner
7. branch
8. cannon
9. cock
10. cork
11. creature
12. crocodile
13. cyclops (thanks Erik)
14. dagger
15. demon
16. dick
17. ding (thanks Neil)
18. ding-a-ling
19. dipstick
20. dirk
21. dolphin (thanks [email protected])
22. dong (Neil)
23. dragon
24. eleventh finger
25. erection
26. erector set
27. fireman (thanks Cartman)
28. flagpole
29. Footworm (thanks Ronni: "like an inchworm...only not. this is a long-standing, very bad joke between Gil and my friend Jesse")
30. gearshift
31. giant angry tundra weenie (thanks Tom)
32. hard on
33. heat seeking moisture missile (thanks Harry)
34. hose
35. hot dog
36. instrument
37. invader (Erik)
38. jackhammer
39. key
40. leviathan
41. limousine
42. little buddy
43. little soldier
44. lizzard
45. love lever
46. love muscle
47. magic wand
48. meat
49. member
50. microphone
51. monkey
52. monster
53. one eyed god of love (thanks porn pages)
54. one eyed monster in a turtle-neck sweater (Erik)
55. one eyed trouser mouse ([email protected])
56. one eyed wonder worm!
57. package
58. Paco (as in "De donde es tu Paco?"...loooong running joke)
59. pecker
60. pee pee (Neil)
61. pencil in your pocket
62. penis or penis (pen-iss)
63. Peppy
64. phallus
65. pickle
66. piece
67. pillar
68. piss hard
69. pistol
70. plug
71. pocket pool cue
72. pocket rocket
73. pogo stick
74. pole
75. power tool
76. prick
77. probe
78. prong
79. protrusion
80. pud (thanks Steve)
81. pulsating spear of love (thanks porn pages)
82. purple headed custard chucker (thanks Dave)
83. ram rod
84. radar antenna
85. rifle
86. rocket
87. rod
88. root
89. rosebud ([email protected])
90. sausage
91. sceptre
92. serpent
93. shlong
94. shotgun
95. shwance (Steve)
96. snake
97. staff
98. stalagmite
99. stallion
100. stick
101. stiffy
102. submarine
103. sword
104. tally whacker
105. thingy
106. third arm
107. third eye
108. third leg
109. throbbing tubesteak (thanks porn pages)
110. tool
111. torpedo
112. tree
113. trouser snake (or trousher shnake)
114. twinkie
115. unit
116. volcano
117. wang (thanks Libby Schaibly, can't believe we forgot that one =)
118. wazzer
119. weapon of mass destruction
120. weasal
121. wee wee
122. weenie
123. who-who-dilly (thanks Mrs. Cartman)
124. wiener
125. wood
126. Wookie
127. yoohoo
128. zipper slipper

The current count is 128. If you have any to add, please email me. This list originated on Freakish's Homepage, and I am proud to have adopted it.

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