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(Also known as "the fun page.")
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The Patchwork Pages...
Here be dragons... and whatever else didn't fit otherwheres.
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Praise for the Telgard Tribune:
"It does not disappoint, it is super fantastic. Nearly as great as Kel."
- CherryBlossom
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I have a number of different article types related to fun and the socialization of our community. These distractions could both entertain and inform the public at the same time. I list my ideas briefly below and encourage other suggestions. I expect that not all of these items will be created each issue but this is the chance for us and the community to entertain and perhaps satirize the community. -AGM Quesnet
See other boxes for more details...
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"But...continued misunderstandings even after that point would just have reinforced the impression that dark magic has given this mob the collective intelligence of an agonized hamster on LSD."
- Carson Crisswell
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Trivia:
Somewhere in this issue of the Tribune is a secret hidden message.
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Dear Crabby:
This is somewhat like an advice column but written by a Goblin who would rather not interact with you. Misinformation written in a sarcastic way subtly educated the community about the world while providing a more edgy entertainment.
*A goblin? Why is it always a goblin? Okay, maybe that would be the stereotypical choice, but other races can be crabby...can't they? -nf*
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Horoscope:
There is a high probability that you will find something you do not expect today ... or tomorrow,
and a slight chance that it could be just what you've been waiting for. The aligned stars might
indicate that you will have the opportunity to say exactly what you've always wanted. But there's a
significant probability that you will hesitate to take it. Fifty percent chance of rain.
What, you think I care when you were born?
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Trivia:
Somewhere in this issue of the Tribune is a secret hidden message.
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Question of the FTI
Answer for last issue's puzzle:
Sorry, you lose. Nobody answered :(
Send your answers to the Tribune and the best answers will be printed in a future issue. Also accepting original Telgard humor, Top 10 lists, humorous ads, mind benders, puzzles of all types, etc.
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Looking for any Telgardian with free time and some writing skills. For more information submit a moderator application
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Favorite Moderator Quote:
"This is Telgard, home of the free and slightly insane." -KM Andraste
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