Is the Battery Drained Or is it Just Flooded by GayCrank

One night, I decided I would go to a secluded area and play with the car. I sat on the side of the road for a few minutes, took my pants and underwear off, then started pumping the accelerator. After a few seconds, I tried to start it. Of course, it wouldn’t start. I pumped it between cranks a couple of times. Then I started pumping it while I was cranking it. I kept playing with it for 15-20 minutes, pumping quite heavily. Finally, I decided to let it start and go on home. You guessed it!!! The car refused to start. Now, I’m out in the country seriously trying to get it started. Every time it acted like it was trying to kick over, I tried feeding it just a little more gas. It was acting like feeding it a little gas might help it get started. When it became apparent that the car didn’t want to start, I let it sit for about 10 minutes. Then I started trying to kick it over again. Going through the same motions. Trying to feed it just enough gas to get started. It still wouldn’t start. I tried holding the gas down on the floor, even for several minutes at a time. I continued holding the gas on the floor even when I wasn’t cranking it, hoping that it would be enough to clear the carb. Nothing seemed to help. After a while, the engine began cranking slower and slower. I kept trying it, hoping that some how the battery would have enough juice to kick over one more time. Finally the cranking got to the point right before you just hear clicking.

I put my clothes back on, abandoned the car and walked home. Fortunately, I wasn’t that far away. About an hour and a half later, I had a friend take me back over to the car. Of course, I figured I would have to jump-start it. Still, I got in to give it one more try before hooking up the jumper cables. Surprisingly, the car kicked over on the first try. I have flooded a lot of cars over the years, but this is the most flooded I have ever had a car.