New Year’s Experience by Stompinmike

 Guys...this is a true story... ok...it took place at fry's. I went there yesterday to pick up some stuff. The best part was I used my friends car. An older BMW. I was comming out of the supermarket and one of the kids who gather the carts comes up to me while I am walking to my car and tells me he likes my shoes. I say thanks and then he starts asking me questions....Like....R they comfy...where did I get them. Then....asks me how high they are so I say there just shoes and pull up my pants to show him..... still not thinking anything...then he asks me...how do I put them on.....do I untie them or do I slip them on I thought that was a little weird and so I say....I just slip them on and off. By this point I am at the car. He is still standing by me. I say Happy New Year and go to shut the door. Then he says.... Oh....I was hoping I can see you slip them off. Ok...so I use this to my advantage. He is about 19 or so. So I slip out of my right shoe...wiggle my toes a little....and he is staring. Now the BMW is not fuel injected. So I say to him.......if you like that....I know you will like this......and pump the floor mounted pedal with my socked foot. He says...damn. Then I go to start it and of course it won't start....so I crank again and pump the gas fast with my socks. He is staring and says...won't start? So I ask him if he won't mind trying it for me while I look under the hood. He says sure....and gets in..... I look under the hood...then come around. Before I tell him to try it...I say....well it's only fair since you made me take my shoes off that you take yours off. He smiles...says that's fair...and then takes both shoes off. Then......He says I'll do one better....and takes his socks off. I was in heaven. There was this hot little 19 yr old in the bmw about to try and start it...And barefoot. He wiggles his toes a little and smiles. Then asks if he should try it. I say yeah go ahead. He puts his barefoot on the gas pedal and pumps it a couple of times, then holds the pedal all the way down and cranks it. The car attempts to start but don't. He lets off and pumps it a couple of more times and floors it again and cranks. It dosn't start again and this time while he cranks it he pumps it real fast. Heal off the floor. Bouncing in the seat. Nothing. I say hold on and go to the front again....To readjust myself. And while I'm tinkering he asks if I like his feet. I say yeah I do. Then he tells me about his foot fetish and while he is telling me I tell him to try it again. He again puts his foot on the gaspedal and turns the key. The car is just cranking and he is pumping the hell out of the gas. Actually....Pumping then flooring really hard (his toes are mashed) and pumping again. This time he don't let up....He turns the key again and pumps the gas super hard bouncing up and down in the seat and cussing. Finally he shoves his toes to the floor...his heal is way off the floor and his butt is in the air. And he cranks again and just holds his foot there. Pushing harder and harder. Saying come on start. Just pushing the gas as hard as he can. His toes are separated and butt still in the air. Finally the car starts but stalls out...He says no way..... Pumps the gas really fast again. For a long time then mashes his foot to the floor again and cranks the engine. It's cranking and cranking and again...He pushes his toes as hard as he can to the floor. And cusses again. This time the engine catches and he revs the hell out of it. Then he asks if we can get together again....Next time he wants to massage and lick my feet. I say well I can always use help getting the car started.