---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Back to the dialogue with FV2, who drank ?Niagra.?] M: So you did this drink? FV2: Yes, Niagra. M: They're saying it really does? And you are legit? It's not just caffeine, you're horny. FV2: Mancow, I swear on my life, this really turns me on. M: Are you gonna? Are you gonna act like you did on that ?Spring Break? video when you went down, down, down with that girl? [Mancow plays the video. The audio portion of the video can be heard from the studio.] [There is the sound of water splashing.] Male voice on video: You better get in the water. M: Here's a little video she didn't want us to find but the rest of American's seen it. ?Girls Gone Wild At Mardi Gras? Second Male voice on video: It's my turn. Male voice: We want it down lower, lower? Female voice on video: Here? Here? M [over the audio portion of the video]: Here's Freak's Niece? Male voice: No, we want it down. We want it here, here? Female voice: Ready? Male voice: Go deep. Female voice: Get your mouth down there. Here it comes. Male voice: Lower? M: I love little whores like her. Young stupid little whores? Male Voice: Now go deep. [Sound of cheering in the audio portion of the video] M: There she is, her mouth is filled? *** *** *** EB-01-IH-0408 Radio Station: WKQX(FM), Chicago, Illinois Date/Time Broadcast: May 17, 2001, between 8:03 a.m and 8:49 a.m. Material Broadcast: Mancow's Morning Madhouse Mancow - M Doyle - D Freak's Niece - F (a female member of the cast of Mancow's Morning Madhouse) Girls - G M: Let's go to Doyle, Doyle hello. D: Hey Mancow, how are ya? M: Good man, what can I do for you? D: Well, uh, every time I bang my fianc�e, I realize that I can't possibly get off unless I fantasize about ex-girlfriends or women I'd like to be with, and I just want your advice. I just want to know if you think this is innocent or if it's cheating. I mean you might want to hear some of my fantasies, and you can judge for yourself if I've got a problem here. M: Okay, first of all, first of all, I want to tell everybody that this is a show done by adults for adults, uh, banging girlfriends and all of this. If we are going to have a serious conversation I'd like to make it somewhat medical. Freak's Niece is gathered in the lava lamp love lounge. F: That's right Mancow. M: We've got 35 girls, something like, sittin on beanbags. F: Like 40 women just chilling on beanbags. M: Doyle? D: Okay, maybe I should rephrase it. Okay, when I'm reaming my bitch... ***Girls say collectively, Oh no. M: No, no, that is not appropriate, and I want to apologize to our listeners. Listen Freak's Niece?. F: Janet Jackson's a size Queen, does size matter? G: Yes?. F: I am so sick of hearing it doesn't, you know matter how? G: The motion of the ocean. F: Yeah, please, it doesn't matter how big it is, it matters how you use it baby, please ? NO? no. G: It does matter how big it is. F: It does. What's the biggest you've ever? G: Salami girth? F: Italian salami? G: Go girl! G: A pro football player was huge. F: How big was huge? G: Um? a forearm. F: Wow -- lucky you. G: My forearm, I have small forearms. F: Still lucky you. G: I was dating a guy who was on the crew team for Yale, and let's just say an oar's width. F: I think that girth is so very important because it just, you know? well, it just really feels very good. And it's important, I think, you know? just a nice size. G: Subway submarine ? all protein and no fat grams. F: Wait I have a question. I have a question though. Don't you think that too big can be too big? G: Yeah, it can be painful. The straddle walk looking like a? F: Yeah, that's not fun. That's not fun. G: I don't think that size matters with back door sex though. M: Okay, okay, alright. I'm going to shut it down here for a minute. Listen, we uh absolutely have to keep it clean. We're on the radio and again, if you're easily offended, please turn off the radio. We are having a serious conversation, and uh, hopefully medical terms about things of a sexual nature. Uh, certainly a relationship nature. CONTI NUED... |