F: Do any of you ladies do the two finger swirly? G: Yeah, all the time. I don't just use two fingers though. I'm doing it now. F: How often do you jill off? G: Once a day at least. In the morning before I go to work. F: Wow, good for you. G: I'm maybe once a month. I had three yesterday. Before I go to bed for a good night's sleep F: For a good night's sleep, yeah. G: Couple times a day just depending on how busy my workload is G: I think that it depends on if there is a guy in my life. Or the lack of guy in my life. G: Do you do it like in the office? G: If there's a guy in my life, that really, and we're not like?it's the preliminaries. And I'll go home. G: Yeah. Definitely. G: The warm up. It increases when you start dating somebody, and then it kind of decreases when you've been dating them for a while. F: What does stuff taste like? And you know what stuff I'm talking about. The stuff? G: It depends on what the man eats. Warm salt butter. It's his nutrition it really is. Protein-- It's good for your hair. F: It's good for your hair (laughs). Honey, will you condition my hair tonight? G: I recently had a guy who was surprising sweet. Like I had never experienced it before. It was like sugar, like molasses. F: Does he eat like a lot of oranges or? G: He must be on some Vegan diet or? Have you ever been with a guy who's eat'n like jalape�o peppers or something like that ? really spicy, and you are like what, and it's just not right? F: No, it's just pungent. Have you ever had the pungent one? G: Oh definitely? M: [Cuts off discussion] Okay, again it's a little um-hum? F: Ladies, keep it clean M: Alright, next question. F: Alright. Guys like apparent panty lines. Guys like apparent panty lines and camel toe. Do you know what camel toe is? It's when the big front? uh. M: [Ahem, clears his throat] G: It's uncomfortable, it hurts, it's hard to sit. If I was a guy, I wouldn't want to see panty lines G: Yeah, panty lines are tacky. [unintelligible] hanging out the side of them. You would think that they wouldn't want to see panty lines because you know that means that you aren't wearing any underwear. If you can't see ?em. G: That's the whole reason behind thongs, so that you know, I mean, thongs are sexy. Pants off. G: When you take your pants off, and you have a thong on, you know that turns them on. Totally, when you take your pants off right from behind and that thong going down. Personally, I like the panties that have a little stuff missing down there? I'm not sure if I can say that here. G: Crotchless. Yeah, yeah. Camel Toe Song [Sound effects of rubber being squeezed and twisted] Guy: Oh-my-God, look at the clam on that bitch. Song: She's got a crack in the back and a crack in the front, it's called camel toe/ Camel toe. She's got a bulge like a man, but it's just her clam. Yeah it's camel toe. Camel toe. She's so? damn tight. |
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