FV2: [laughing] I don't know about that. M: Listen. Listen. Let me say something to you. Hey little girl? MV2: That doesn't sound like a ?no? to me. M: You can see what she looks like at Mancow.com. Can I just say something to you little girl? FV2: Yeah Mancow. M: Don't think it's the ugly big nosed dork behind you. Just imagine it's me right there. FV2: Okay. Why can't it be you? M: Close your eyes. FV2: Okay. M: When was the last time that you had some action? FV2: Um, actually last night, Mancow. Um my a boyfriend -I'm not very sexually experienced you know- and my boyfriend, he wanted to get me up to two fingers but I was kind of reluctant. And um he did it. And uh it was incredible. But um I had some of this Niagra stuff and I was pretty moist and um? M: Okay. All right, all right. You must have just gotten out of the shower. Your whole body was wet. FV2: Right. M: Seriously, do you really think it's real or is it psychosomatic? FV2: No, Mancow. M: How nice is that ass? MV2: That's a nice ass. MV1: Okay, wait a minute. Look, look? [Laughter] M: He's got a woody. He's got a woody. Prison Bitch has a woody. Prison Bitch has a woody. FV2: No he doesn't ? MV1: I do too. M: But how could you not ? How could you not? How could you not? How could you not? How could you not? MV2: But you're saying is this stuff for real. Look at Prison Bitch's face. He looks like? He looks like that Gonzo from the muppets. Look at that nose on him. There's no way that you could get turned on by him normally. FV2: Seriously, I think that this stuff really does work. M: Laurie, Laurie is the creator of a of Niagra. MV2: He's slapping her ass. He's spanking her. M: Don't slap it, rub it nice. FV2: He's getting violent. M: Laurie, Laurie, talk to me about this stuff. FV1: Yes. This is a herb drink that comes from Sweden and it's got the main ingredient that is a sexual stimulant for the women is the domiana amate. M: Those were uh two people that were on ?Survivor? several years ago. FV1: Exactly. [Laughs]. M: And uh, talk to me about this. Okay. So, so it really does work? FV1. Yes it does work. M: How can people get this stuff? FV1: Okay. Right now we are the national distributors for the United States, Canada? M: Gotcha. How can they get it? FV1: They can call our number at (501) xxx- xxxx. M: How many uh drinks does it take before uh a stranger be willing to open her legs for me? FV1: Uh, one drink and within twenty minutes you'll feel it in your body. FV2: That's true. Right after twenty minutes? MV2: She just raised her hand when you said that. FV2: Exactly. Right after twenty minutes I was just feeling it. FV1: Right. FV2: I was feeling so excited and invigorated. It was amazing. M: When you say excited are you talking about in a uh sexual way? FV2: In a sexual way, Mancow. I mean, I felt it. M: Well let me tell you something. I haven't had a sip of this stuff and I am? I'm turned on right now. ?Cause you got, you got a hot little body. She does have a great body. MV2: I'm turned on just by seeing Prison Bitch with wood. MV1: She's got a smokin' little can. M: What? What? MV1: Your can smokes. FV2: Thanks, Prison Bitch. I appreciate that. M: She's got a smokin' ass. MV1: She's got a smokin' little can. FV2: And he's still rubbing my butt. M: Yeah. Keep rubbing it. FV2: Get him to rub something else. MV1: See these real hands. We're making real love [Music] Who are you? My name is Kucky, Kucky Galore My name is Kucky, Kucky Galore M: Look at her giggling, leaning forward. Her face all flushed. Oh, I want me some of that. [Music] Who are you? My name is Kucky, Kucky Galore. My name is Kucky, Kucky Galore. CONTINUED... |