| Radio Station: WKQX(FM), Chicago, Illinois Date/Time Broadcast: March 6, 2001, between 8:05 a.m and 8:25 a.m. Material Broadcast: Mancow's Morning Madhouse Radio Station: WKQX(FM), Chicago, Illinois Date/Time Broadcast: March 7, 2001, between 8:00 a.m and 8:46 a.m. Material Broadcast: Mancow's Morning Madhouse THE CAST: M: Mancow FV1: Female Guest FV2: Female Cast Member MV1: First Male Cast Member MV2: Second Male Cast Member Y: The Yelling Guy Y: Hey this is Anger Anderson, the yelling guy and I want to talk about how my spunk-a-thons are always killed by manly mugs. When I flog my beef stick while watching some pink in a porno, I don't wanna see some guy's face, seriously people am I right? Guys in pornos are butt ugly, and right when I'm ready to shoot airborne like number 23 in his heyday, I gotta see some porno dude's face. God, the guys in pornos look like they want to kill these broads. Their faces are so contorted they look like they just smelled a fart, you know the kind of fart right after you've eaten chimichangas, and right before you take a big sh-(beep to cover the word �shit.�) Focus on the girl, I don't want to see shaved porno guy luggage either. Show me the pink and all the porno guys are just dripping sweat. Hell, I don't like to work that hard when I box-bang. Oh, also I don't like those endless shots of girls smoking pole. It makes me feel like a homo, get to the sex and keep the camera on the pink, Spielberg. M: Alright listen. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I see his point. Let's go to Laurie. Laurie, Hello. FV1: How are you? M: Hi Laurie. Is this stuff legal? FV1: Yes it is. M: Okay. Here's what I want you to do. FV1: Yeah. M: Not you, Laurie. Prison Bitch (First Male Cast Member) I want you to go over there and I want you just to rub, rub her bottom. MV1 : Alright. FV2: Oh no, oh my gosh. MV2: How does he get the good jobs here? M: Is it okay? Does he have permission to rub your bottom? FV2: Yeah. I suppose he has permission. Woah. MV2: All those months of smelling your finger it's finally paid off for you. MV1: Which hand? M: Okay. Use both hands. Just stand behind her and just kind of rub her a little. How many of these bottles have you had? FV2: I've had two. Woah. Oh my gosh. M: Is it like ecstasy? Have you done ?ex? before? FV2: Mancow, I've never done ex before but? M: Now be serious. FV2: I'm feeling this constant rush. M: Okay. FV2: Honestly. M: Well, is it possible that it is just packed with caffeine? What are you doing? Rub her ass. MV1: I'm rubbing. [Background laughter] FV2: He is rubbing. MV2: He's doin' it. He is doin' it. FV2: [Laughing]. Oh my gosh? M: And you don't stop. By the way that's the greatest? Do you want me to show you how to rub it? MV2: He's rubbing her ass like it's his husband Robert in front of him. MV1: Yeah. M: Yeah they're in the prison cell, Prison Bitch. Yeah. [FV2 laughing] FV2: No, but seriously this really works. I'm feeling Duncan Hines right now. M: Now wait, you're feeling wet and gooey? FV2: Yes. M: Is it possible? FV2: Yeah. M: Is it possible that it's psychosomatic? Well let me tell you the drink is called ?Niagra.? We've heard a lot about this and uh other women have told me that it works. What are you doing? FV2: [laughing such that what she is saying is unintelligible]. MV2: He's rubbing her butt. M: Don't stop, don't stop dude. FV2: Really I think that I have to go home and take care of this problem right now. M: Can he rub up front a little bit? FV2: [laughing] I don't know about that. M: Listen. Listen. Let me say something to you. Hey little girl? MV2: That doesn't sound like a ?no? to me. M: You can see what she looks like at Mancow.com. Can I just say something to you little girl? FV2: Yeah Mancow. M: Don't think it's the ugly big nosed dork behind you. Just imagine it's me right there. FV2: Okay. Why can't it be you? M: Close your eyes. FV2: Okay. CONTINUED... |