Here's how it basically folds out: While traveling through Kingman, Arizona, we stopped at the local Wal-Mart. We wandered into the food section and came upon the Cheez Whiz aisle. Mr. Blue had a genius idea. Why not buy some American flavored processed cheese spread in a can and spray it on Jerry in his sleep that night at the hotel? How could we refuse not to do an idea as stupid as that?! As long as he was the one that was doing it, we didn't care. He says he's the only one that has the balls to do it. The rest of us just aren't as retarded as he is.
Anyways, we checked into a Super 8 with the rest of the team. Has it happened, myself and Mr. Pink were in the same room. Mr. Blue and Mr. Green had a room down the walkway and (bum, bum, bum) Mr. Red was in the same room as Jerry. But that would turn out more helpful than not.
The plan: Red unlocks the door to the target's room at approximately 1:00 A.M. Blue sneaks in and Cheez Whizes Jerry. Pink and White say behind as recon, thank God and Green is on the walkway, watching for any adults. Orange was currently inactive.
1:07 A.M.: Blue and Red stay silent in the victim's room. Green joins White and Pink at the rendezvous.
1:10 A.M.: Blue, followed closely by Red, meet the others at the rendezvous. Blue explains that the Cheez Whiz was applied to Jerry.
The next morning, we received a message that Jerry knew Mr. Blue covered his face in Cheez Whiz. How the hell did that happen you ask? Simple: One of the other people sleeping in Jerry's room saw everything. And Jerry knew that Mr. Blue was the only one on the team that would do anything like that.
The punishment? Nothing serious. The coach though it was funny as hell. All Mr. Blue had to do was clean up the Cheez Whiz all over the floor.