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MISSION II: The Great Goose Caper

Location: Snowflake, Arizona
    We barely managed to get Jerry, yet still we failed the mission. Still, there was a slight boost of morale. The fact that we actually spread cheese on someone's face is quite a feat. Even if Mr. Blue had to clean it up. So I, Mr. White took things into my own hands. Screw everyone else! They're busy with girls and drugs and money and murder. I don't have anything else to do, so why not? But what to do....? Hmmm. Well, if you couldn't tell from the title, I'm going to kidnap a goose. Not a real one. I couldn't take care of a puppy (which I still can't find) so what makes me think I could hijack a goose and keep it alive long enough to collect the ransom.
     Instead I chose Keith, an enemy of mine, to sabotage. In his Suzuki Samurai, he keeps a Beanie Baby Goose named Honks, a gift from some girl that likes him or some crap like that.
     The Plan: Abduct the goose, leave a ransom, pick a location and collect it. Involved is only one: Mr. White.

     8:14 A.M.: Mr. White locates Keith's vehicle in the parking lot across the street from the school.
     8:15 A.M.: White trys to break into the car, and upon closer inspection, finds that the target left the door open (dumbass).
     8:16 A.M.: The goose is found on the dashboard of the vehicle. It is taken and stuffed into White's bag.
    10:48 A.M.: A ransom note is left on the steering wheel. The demands: a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts in exchange for the life of one, Honks the Goose.
     7:58 A.M. (two days later): The demands are met. Keith drops of one dozen doughnuts in the office of the high school. The goose is given to him the next day.
    Although everything went exactly as planned, Keith, the cheapskate bastard, left Hostess doughnuts instead of the Krispy Kremes I asked for. Dammit, I was looking forward to those. Oh well. I did it.
Mission: Accomplished
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