| R.D.'s RATING SYSTEM for REVIEWS |
| Dead Dawg � like it says, dead (0 star) Hot Dawg � you literally want to eat it up so as to vanquish its existence (1 star) Stray Dawg � nobody wants it, nobody likes it, and yet it inexplicably still exists (2 stars) Puppy Dawg � like that puppy-dog look people have, nice for a while but you tire of it after some time (3 stars) Hound Dawg � �cos there ain�t nothing like one (4 stars) Rawking Dawg � it rocks and it�ll rock your world for all of time (5 stars) |