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Dear Readers of "Ask Remus",
I wish to apologize for my neglect of questions. I have been very buisy lately doing various assigments for the Order. I am however back and able to accept questions.
Sincerly,
Professor Remus J. Lupin
Remus Lupin
I'd like to thank you for your advice, and would also like you to know that the
production went well.� Very well, in fact.
I've another question for you, though... Now this is one that that has to do
with a problem with a muggle boy that I fancy.
This boy and I have been good friends for a while, but we got into a fight, and
haven't been talking since.� He was in Les Miserables with me and during one of
the performances when neither of us were supposed to be onstage he came up to me
after one of his solos and looked at me with a pained expression.� He embraced
me and I just couldn't take him being sad, so I hugged him back.
Later, I thought... "Weren't we supposed to be not talking?"
Since your suggestion from before worked out so well, I decided to turn to you
again.
With Extreme Amounts of Gratitude
Bernadette Starlit
Dear Bernadette,
I'm so glad your play went well. Lots of applause, roses and chocolate frogs I hope.
But on to your problem. It appears to be on its way to being solved. He approached you, he made an attempt, I believe, to reconcile your differences. Or maybe that's not what hugs do these days? As for your fancying him: Does he know? I wouldn't suguest out and out telling him. That might frighten him. He might be comfortable with just being great friends, and moving on *now* might be too much. Has he had a girlfriend before? If he has, that might indicate that hes fairly comfortable with the oppisite sex.
As for a completely solid suggestion: This is a complicated situation, as are all situations of the heart. Trust me, I've had my heart broken a couple of times. So here is the best I can suggest... Talk to him, spend as much time as you can with him, don't push a relationship. Let things work them selfs out. And if all else fails, talk to Snape about a simple love potion...
Good luck in all your endevours,
Remus Lupin
Remus J. Lupin
Sometimes I wonder if I'm a bit too formal, but now I just don't care.
This past week I've developed quite a bit of interest in fanfiction about you.
I know, a little odd, but, surprisingly, most of it isn't romance fanfiction
(because I'm a huge sucker for a good romantic story). Well, I was surfing the
web, and came across this. So, I figured, since none of my friends can help me
with my problems, maybe I'll ask you, since you are very intelligent.
I'm in a cast for a muggle play, Les Miserable, and many of my muggle cast
members are, let's just say, a little mean to me. I'm not sure what I did, and
I'm always nice to them. Could there possibly be any explanation for this, or
do I have "WITCH" written all over my face?
With much love
Bernadette J. Starlit
Dear Bernadette,
Thank you for believing me to be intelligent. But intelligence can only go so far, there are some things that even I cannot fathom. Such as the muggle (and even wizard) capacity for cruelty towards one another. Unless you have not told me the whole truth, and these *children* have some real reason to hate you, their actions are unacceptable. My suguestion to you, is to ask one of your good friends to come to rehersal with you. When the other /actors/ start torementing you, ignore them and stay with your friend. It also helps if your friend is, well, sharp tounged and protective. When I attended Hogwarts, the rivalry between Snape and James, Sirius, Peter and I was legendary. However, James and Sirius were always there for me, and I , them. And thats how we got through it. ( I how ever would not suguest having your friends go to such a length as James and Sirius did, what with that buisness at the Shrieking Shack, that could get you in a lot of trouble. As for wheather you have "WITCH" written across your forhead, I know not, I have never seen you, however that should be no reason for discrimination. I know plenty of lovely, kind witches.
Sincerly,
Remus
PS- Break legs with Les Mis. I've not seen a muggle play, but I am told reliable that the good ones are spectacular.
I once ate an entire bicycle. Bet you couldnt pull that one off.
I'm not sure I'd want to. Nor am I sure if this is a legitimate question.
Dear Sexy, Adorable, Cute, Intellectual and Much older than me Remus,
I love you. We all love you, cuz you´re... there´s no words to describe it.
Some questions: Do you have a crush on Dear Sexy, Adorable, Cute, Intellectual and Much older than me Remus,
I love you. We all love you, cuz you´re... there´s no words to describe it.
Some questions: Do you have a crush on Nimphadora "I change the color of my hair
every three seconds" Tonks, or does she has a crush on you? Think I´ve heard
some things... But then you can have something with Sirius too, because we both
know that it would be extremely sexy, but you know it beter than me, I guess....
Another question: What the f*** is wrong with you? I mean, return to Hogwarts
because we need a DADA professor!!! (a good one)Sorry for the agression, but
there are some things that have to be told....
LET THERE BE LOVE..... (specially here, we´re waiting for ya, moony!!)
- Ravii Croos (I know, I know...my alter ego sucks!)
Dear Ravii Croos (Your alter ego is just fine),
Thank you very much for the very complementing adjectives. I'm not sure I deserve all of them. I do not have a crush on "Nimphadora "I change the color of my hair
every three seconds" Tonks". And I do not know the nature of her feelings towards me, but I can guess they are the same. We are in a very dangerous period, and I'm not sure if a romance is safe. However, things may change. I'm not saying they will, but I'm not completely ruling it out. As for Sirius and me, you fan girls are just crazy about that possiblity, aren't you?
I can't return to Hogwarts. Dumbledor's reputation would suffer, and that's the last thing we need. I will always look out for the students close to my heart, you know that. That's the best I can do. If anything should ever change, and I was able to safely return to Hogwarts, I would be there before you could say "Nimphadora Tonk is a hottie." Not that I'd ever say that...
Regards,
R. Lupin
Dear Remus,
You said in one of your responces to try Severus becuase he looks like he could
use a good shag. Well I would like to take you up on that offer ;) set me up!
And by the way how do you feel about Severus? I'm not incinuating romance but
were you ever friends?
Lots of Love
Sandy
xoxoxoxoxo
Dear Sandy,
I have infact talked to Severus for you, and now possess a slightly red hand print upon my face. It's not you, I think, it's the fact I asked. Maybe if you tried...? My relationship with Severus (not incinuating anything romatic of course) has been very rough since we attended Hogwarts together, for my part, I was always willing to be a friend. Snape is a very difficult person to befriend though, especially when your best friends constantly torments him (*cough*jamesandsirius*cough*) He is rather sexy isn't he? Whoops.
Sincerly,
R. Lupin
Dear Remus,
You are the sexiest intellectual to ever walk the face of the earth. Now that I
have that out of the way...
Someone already adressed this but you gave a vague answer so I'm going to ask
again, and more specifically. Did you and Sirius ever shag? Because my gosh
that's sexy. Oh, and I'm wicked sorry for your loss. I'm guessing there's a
portriat of him somewhere though, I mean, he was a Black. Go look for it,
because there's just no way in heck that he can remain dead. That's just...evil.
Some evil person would have to run the universe to do that to you.
-Vincenza (Hi Emerson!)
P.S. You guys sent Harry a joint gift! Come on. You HAVE to be together. Please?
Dear Vincenza,
Yes, Sirius and I were in a relationship... But, I don't shag and tell. :P (it was terrific)
With much love etc,
Remus
Dear Remus,
� Will you snuggle with me?
���� � ~~ Lulu Barnes
Dear Lulu Barnes,
Due to nature of your request, normaly I would decline this. However, I know you quite well, and I remember a time when I was denied snugglage for lack of... well, Lulu, this is hardly approprite dissicusion for a Professor, resigned or not. And please, try not to fall down any more stairs, the Hospital wing, I am well informed, is full.
What does that J in your name stands for? Doin't say it's secret or
whatever excuses and don't even say you don't know. It's the only way to prof
that you're Rmus Lupin and not some kind of computer or crazy Remus fan.
Neere H.G.Young
Well met question, though I don't see how wether I know my middle name is going to prove any thing. The J. I use for my middle name stands for James. Its a very common name, and consiquentialy should niegther start , nor negate any rumours. I can promise you , Neere that I am not a computer or a crazy Remus fan.
Dear Remus!
I'm Eri ^^ I'm a super fan of you!. Great job!. I think you are cool, and if you
are a werewolf is not a problem n_n I like you.
Anyway. My question is...do you have something with Sirius? xD you know, more
than friendship. Sorry if I disturbed you T__T sorry sorry is only a little
dout. Thanks anyway.
Love, Eri
Dear Eri,
My friendship goes with Sirius goes far, far back. We are very close, closer dare I say than brothers. It has caught my ear that this closeness has lead to some very, er, interesting rumours. I shall let you speculate further on the nature of our relationship. How ever I will leave you with this, I am *closer* to Sirius than I am to any other person, living or dead. Oh, by the way, thanks very much for the complements, I really do apreaciate them.
Warmest Reguards,
Remus Lupin
Dear Remus, What did you think when you got the job at hogwarts? Did
you like being there again?
I very much enjoyed my breif stint at Hogwarts. It was a very good experiance for me and I dare say Harry and Sirius, too. I was a bit amazed that Dumbledor gave me the job, what with me being a werewolf and all, but over all very pleased with my expericances with teaching at Hogwarts
Dear Remus,
I have this sister who is a pain in the butt! *Growl* I always try to ignore her
but she still keeps it up. Can you give me some ideas to endure her so I can get
away fast? P.S. I've been known to get very violent with her for some reason. :(
Have you tryed talking to her? Don't be violent, no matter what, she's your sister, and nothing can change that. Deep down you really love each other, I hope. Just try to stick it out. She'll grow up soon enough.
hey Remus,
i was wondering why Lucius Malfoy keeps getting off for all deatheater charges..
if everyone and their brotehr knows that he's guilty? You're on the order, what
do you know?
Well, unfortunatly, Lucius is quite powerful and influential in the minstery, because all they are either afraid of him, or unwilling to accept that Voldemort has indeed returned to power. Not to metion he's got Fudge wraped around his finger.
Dear Remus,
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!! I always dreamed of going to
Hogwarts in your year of learning!
With lots of chocolate,
Suicune
Dear Suicune,
Thank you for the adoration. I hope to see you at Hogwarts one of these days. Keep up your DADA studies!
toremus:will you go out with me?
Unfortunatly I am unable to fratranize with students and/or people of whose names I do not know. Try Snape, he looks like he could use a good shag.
Dear Mr. Lupin,
Please help me. I have a friend and her dearest ambition in life is to become a
werewolf. I know that she only wishes this because of what she has seen in the
media. Please tell her that it is not a good idea. She is acting very odd, she
has done a lot of research and says she can get what she wants by dealing with
the devil. I am worried for her safety; not to mention her sanity. Please help
me.
� �������������� Sincerely,
���������������� Angie
Dear Angie,
Firstly, your friend will listen to you more so than me. Have you told her that being a werewolf is not all its cracked up to be? Secondly, the only true way to become a werewolf is to be bitten by one. I can honestly say that if there were one regret I have in my life, it was, accidently albeit, becoming a werewolf. It has adversely affected me, and will continue to do so, forever.
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