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LONDON, Tuesday- Our news partner, thefunniestnewsandstupidjokesonline.com earlier today reported a strange thing at London zoo.A lunatic identified only as "Lunatic" chased down and beat a mother gorilla and threw a flashbang at her child.Zoo spokesperson, Catherine Zeta-Jones claims that is common for people suffering from a rare syndrome known as LOA to act this way." The sufferer of this illness does crazy things and desires attention" she was quoted as saying.Well, careful what you wish for, as people say, the lunatic is now the star attraction at the London zoo.Both mother and child gorilla won an all expense trip to Pudu Jail, Malaysia.

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CAVE MAN LEPAKING AT COFFEE BEAN

BANGLADESH, Wednesday - Early this morning,a local daily reported the sighting of a caveman enjoying his cuppa at a Coffee Bean outlet here.Anthropologists believe that the man was a Mesopotamian Neolithic caveman.This genius caveman apperently hacked the Internet to find out all about coffee and how to rob a bank.He has also caused chaos when he took an airplane hostage yesterday.The Interpol finally caught him at a mamak stall house eating roti canai. Turned out that the "caveman" was actually an escaped extra from the movie "Gladiator", who forgot to shave and was sleepwalking in his underwear.

ZULU TRIBESMAN HACK TOP SECRET FED FILES

SOMEWHERE IN THE AFRICAN FORESTS,Thursday- FBI special agents alongside heavily armed soldiers stormed the Zulu villages here to search for an unknown hacker by the alias DunguMan,who is believed to be behind the recent illegal FBI X-Files downloads.Unfortunately, the wise guys in the FBI had to go home....there was no electricity nor phone lines miles away from the "crime scene".Two days later, the hacker was nabbed for trying his stunt again.Only then did the police knew his secret- a Nokia WAP phone.

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