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Ah welcome weary traveller. May I interest you in a brand-name weapon of your choice? We sell artifacts of great power stolen from only the very best dead soldiers. When you buy arms and armour from Fluffy Bunny & Co. Weapons you can rest easy for you're getting the very best quality and value. We hope that you'll enjoy your new purchases as much as their previous owners did.
Fresh shipments from the Empire Of The Industrious Snek have provided us with brand new stores of: Weapons are essential for long-term survival in the forest. We cater for a wide variety of purposes from a surgical strike to destroy your enemy's supply of doritos to a full scale war on terrorism. Armour is useful in avoiding the aforementioned weapons and ensuring your supply of doritos is constant and uninterrupted. Helms come in all shapes and sizes and are useful in preventing crippling brain damage one may experience while trying to steal doritos. Potions are said to make men go mad, talk to invisible voices, fall over and stare at pretty lights. However the Blind Seers Of The Metal River say many potions have mystical propeties, ranging from combatting blindness to removing heavy metal ions from rivers. Amulets And Other Shiny Things are in huge demand here. Many adventurers want to look damn hot as they go off to meet their death at the hands of grisly and grotesque monsters. Sales Department is currently buying Armour, Amulets, Rings, Potions, Weapons, Helmets and Books About Flower Arrangement.
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