Black Market

Tired of carrying all that junk around? Well you can trade it in here for cold hard gold, enough to buy you even more junk. You have to sell junk to buy junk y' know. We buy everything from sentimental family heirlooms to priceless vases from the Ming, Ting or Ring dynasties. However, it is the policy of the market to prohibit the sale of relics as this may lead to market staff being killed by relic hunters. If you wish to sell something please complete the following Bill of Sale, certifying that the rightful owner of the objects you are selling is either dead or is missing at least:

-Two Limbs

-Six mL of blood

-Three Vital Organs

-Four senses.


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