hampster

Violate a Hampster (I blame Abel Sussman for spreading this song)

I met my little hampster in the market square.
I haggled with the man until the price was fair.
I brought him home and put him in a little pink dress.
We went out for a date.
And it felt SO great!

When you VIOLATE A HAMPSTER,
VIOLATE, VIOLATE!
When the little rat explodes throw him into the dumpster
It will make you feel great!

Shave him down
Grease him up
Grab hold of your ankles and slam him up your butt
Whenever you use ducktape don't think of it as rape
The little fuzzy buggers really like this stuff.

When you Violate a Hampster,
VIOLATE, VIOLATE!
When the little rat explodes throw him into the dumpster
It will make you feel great!

And when your high as the moon is
In the middle of the night
When you feel him clawing his way through your anus
What else could feel so right?
Come on you can do it!
Let's violate the little bugger!
Put him in the tunnel of love!

When you Violate a Hampster,
Violate, Violate!
When the little rate explodes throw him into the dumpster
It will make you feel great!