Walked downtown in the rain / Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night / Just to check out the late-night video shop / Call it impulsive, call it insane / It's a matter of instinct / It's a matter of conditions / It's a matter of fact / You can call me Fiona Apple / Ring a bell, I'm a shadowboxer / How'd you like that / Dr. Landy, tell me you're not a Capulet / 'Cause right now / I'm lying in bed with Michael Joe Davis.