Poetry & Song

Slide, Kelly, Slide

John W. Kelly, sung by Maggie Cline, 1889

This song was originally written when "King" Kelly was still a player for Boston.

But it being the first song written especially for a player, fans sang it no matter

where he played. It became a hit in 1891, sung by Maggie Cline, and was for a

long time the only rival for the famous "Casey at Bat".

 

I played a game of baseball, I belong to Casey’s Nine!

The crowd was feeling jolly, the weather it was fine

When the omnibuses landed that day upon the ground.

The game was quickly started, they sent me to the bat.

I made two strikes. Says Casey, “What are you striking at?”

I made the third, the catcher muffed, and to the ground it fell.

Then I ran like a devil to first base, when the gang began to yell . . .

 

Slide, Kelly, Slide,

Your running’s a disgrace.

Slide, Kelly, Slide,

Stay there, hold your base.

If someone doesn’t steal you,

And your batting doesn’t fail you,

They’ll take you to Australia.

Slide, Kelly, Slide.

 

‘Twas in the second inning, they called me in, I think,

To take the catcher’s place, while he went to get a drink.

But something was the matter, sure I couldn’t see the ball,

And the second one that came in broke my muzzle, nose and all.

The crowd up in the grandstand, they yelled with all their might.

I ran towards the clubhouse, I thought there was a fight.

‘Twas the most unpleasant feeling I ever felt before.
I knew they had me rattled, when the gang began to roar . . .

 

Slide, Kelly, Slide,

Your running’s a disgrace.

Slide, Kelly, Slide,

Stay there, hold your base.

If someone doesn’t steal you,

And your batting doesn’t fail you,

They’ll take you to Australia.

Slide, Kelly, Slide.

 

They sent me out to center field, I didn’t want to go.

The way my nose was swelling up, I must have been a show!

They said on me depended victory or defeat.

If a blind man was to look at us, he’d know we were beat.

Sixty-four to nothing was the score when we got done,

And everybody there but me said they had lots of fun.

The news got home ahead of me, they heard I was knocked out.

The neighbors carried me in the house and then began to shout . . .

 

Slide, Kelly, Slide,

Your running’s a disgrace.

Slide, Kelly, Slide,

Stay there, hold your base.

If someone doesn’t steal you,

And your batting doesn’t fail you,

They’ll take you to Australia.

Slide, Kelly, Slide.

 

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