Poetry & Song

Baseball’s Sad Lexicon

Franklin P. Adams, New York Evening Mail, July 1910

Originally written to fill eight blanks on a newspaper page, this short

poem became a fan favorite. It was written a day after the Cubs had

beaten the New York Giants. Thus the legend was born of the Joe

Tinker - Johnny Evers - Frank Chance double play tri-angle.

 

These are the saddest of possible words:

“Tinker to Evers to Chance.”

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,

“Tinker to Evers to Chance.”

 

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double—

Words that are weighty with nothing but trouble:

“Tinker to Evers to Chance.”

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After Johnny Evers was sold to the Boston Braves for $25,000, another

poem was printed in Sporting Life, a parody of the classic above.

 

Unnamed

Sporting Life, 1914 

 

Brought to the leash and smashed in the jaw,

Evers to Tener to Taft.

Hounded and hustled outside of the law,

Evers to Tener to Taft.

Torn from the Cubs and the glitter of gold,

Stripped of the guerdons and glory untold,

Kicked in the stomach and cut from the fold,

Evers to Tener to Taft.

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... and another poem in the style of:

Tinker to Evers?
Steve Vittori, Spitball, 1989

For a ballclub to win in the National League
The infielders need to be versed
In the skills of sweeping the diamond
At shortstop and second and first.

Oh, where would Chicago's Bear Cubs have been
In nineteen hundred and eight
If the men who patrolled up the middle
Could only produce at the plate?

If with glove not of gold and hands lined with lead
Each knocked down balls with knees or with head;
Then reached down to launch a sub-orbital throw
To the home team dugout or seventeenth row?

Then Pirates and Giants would score on these terrors
Four runs on no hits but five or six on errors,
On Merkle, on Tenney, on Bridwell; and Honus,
An infield double's your double-hop bonus.

And how would Franklin P. Adams describe
These choreographers' dance?
Why, just slap the ball up the middle.
Tinker to Evers? No Chance!

 

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