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| 36. Put his head in the door and close it 37. Put him in front of a stampede of wild caribou 38. tie to railroad tracks..wait for train 39. Pummel with Timbits 40. drown 41. starve 42. Freeze him in ice and 'accidentally' chop of his head with an ice block 43. Throw him into the giant furnace of DOOOM 44. drop a plugged-in blow dryer into the tub while his in it 45. lock him in the giant vault of DOOOM 46. put him in the pit and cover it with cement 47. Send him to England..let them deal with him 48. death by scissors 49. sell to Osama bin Laden 50. Dress him as Osama bin Laden and send him to the White House 51. Sign him up for the war on Iraq 52. Teresa pokes him to death 53. He's forced to spend any amount of time with Teresa 54. Cassie sends her flying monkeys after him 55. Trap him in a room with no doors or windows 56. Cut that mop he calls hair and 'accidentally' slip 57. run him over with a tank 58. poison his morning hashbrown 59. Tell Eric Whitelaw to 'sic' him 60. Spontaneous Combustion 61. Giant mousetrap of DOOOOOM 62. gut like a fish 63. torch 64. suffocate with a pillow 65. burn with hot lightbulbs |
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