210 ways..cont'd
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210 ways to get rid of Chris
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36. Put his head in the door and close it
37. Put him in front of a stampede of wild caribou
38. tie to railroad tracks..wait for train
39. Pummel with Timbits
40. drown
41. starve
42. Freeze him in ice and 'accidentally' chop of his head with an ice block
43. Throw him into the giant furnace of DOOOM
44. drop a plugged-in blow dryer into the tub while his in it
45. lock him in the giant vault of DOOOM
46. put him in the pit and cover it with cement
47. Send him to England..let them deal with him
48. death by scissors
49. sell to Osama bin Laden
50. Dress him as Osama bin Laden and send him to the White House
51. Sign him up for the war on Iraq
52. Teresa pokes him to death
53. He's forced to spend any amount of time with Teresa
54. Cassie sends her flying monkeys after him
55. Trap him in a room with no doors or windows
56. Cut that mop he calls hair and 'accidentally' slip
57. run him over with a tank
58. poison his morning hashbrown
59.  Tell Eric Whitelaw to 'sic' him
60. Spontaneous Combustion
61. Giant mousetrap of DOOOOOM
62. gut like a fish
63. torch
64. suffocate with a pillow
65. burn with hot lightbulbs
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