210 (almost) ways to get rid of Chris
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So here is the current list of the ways we have come up with to get rid of chris. We haven't quite reached 210 but we're getting there. I have decided to put of our current list and as we get more I'll add them in.

WARNING: The following is not suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.
The following is given a rating of PG-13, and should only be taken in good humour..not literally
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chris's INSANE cartoons-not for all audiences
The main creators of the ways to dispose of Chris..i know bad picture, but i don't have one with just the 3 of us...so bleh
This is suppost to be Chris, and since no one has a picture of him this will have to do (it is pretty acurate)
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210 ways to 'get rid' of Chris

1. Attack by squirells
2. 100% alcoholic drink
3. Death by forks
4. In 2003 he will die on his own (crazy wicca thing)
5. Spin him on a clothes line, stop him with a shovel
6. Put him in a small room with many sharp small objects
7. Feed him to a homeless man/turkey
8. Hang him out the bus window, watch him hit the side of the bus
9. Let him play with fireworks
10. Feed him 'til he explodes
11. Throw him in front of a subway car
12. Push him on to a  skating rink
13. Loose him in the court house
14. burn him at the stake
15. drug him
16. elephant attack
17. beat him over the head with a phone book
18. beat him over the head with a lamp
19. beat him over the head with the phone
20. Make him do any sort of school work
21. Throw a ball onto the 401 and ask him to get it for you
22. Tell him to put a paperclip into a lightsocket...repeatedly
23. Have a bush swallow him (this of course includes George Bush)
24. Sponge pelting
25. Stone him
26. run him over with a car several times
27. Lock in a room with rabid dogs
28. cook in the oven
29. brick throwing
30. spoon bashing
31. attack with curling irons
31. soak with gasoline and set on fire
32. stab
33. Stand above him and drop heavy objects
34. death by gluegun
35. drop out of an airplane
more ways...oh there's more>>>
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