From: G U gailu25@_________.com>
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 6:04 PM
Subject: craigs list
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I just have to tell you...that was the funniest damn singles posting that I
have ever seen. Thanks for the laugh.
From: Victoria B_______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 4, 2006 9:45 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside
To the mysterious man on craigslist,
When reading your post (or Annette's as dictated by you), I
couldn'thelp but wonder if you were a real person. If rea, were you a
joke or was the posting a true thing. I am extremely aware that there
areservices out there to assist men such as the one described in
finding a wife who suits him. Reverting to craigslist seemed like a
hipster way of accomplishing the same thing. I wonder if this man has
used craigslist i the past and is aware of its success rate.
Regardless, I was intrigued for several reasons.
First, I have an interest in sailing, riding and driving. The trick
here is that while I can be a pleasant companion, I guarantee I will
want to learn how to drive/sail or ride all of the option. I'm betting
I will want to be the captain of that yacht. I am a woman who respects
the person she is with, but also needs to be respected as more than
just someone to read to them while they are having a massage. I also
expect him to be amicable to my working in my field, which is in
non-profit fundraising. My interests are primarily in the arts, but am
currently trying my hand at HIV/AIDS awareness and prevention.
I think the word "anyways" is entertaining.
Considering the requirements are vague and don't even ask for a
picture, I suppose this it to Annette to filter (hello, Annette!).
I've attached one so she knows who she is filter.
I hopeyou both the best in your search.
All the Best,
Victoria
From: Courtney S
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 6:33 PM
Subject: Why, why do you speak of money.. And not more of yourself?
What are your intersts... Money shouldn't be
someonthing that a women looks for. It's that little
extra suprise for the right girl. Well, anyways. It
sounds like you have a fun time at bennefits. I've
enjoyed a few myself. What type of italian cars do
you drive? I am a car girl. I am very interested in
cars. I find joy in them. But, if your interested
I'd like to know more about you.. and if your
interested in knowing more about me I'll let you know
more... And If you'd like a picture I can send you
one.
Court
From: Becca R________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 6:52 PM
Subject: haha
lol, you are so full of shit
From: Kelly L_________
To:[email protected]
Date: Jan 6, 2006 12:34 AM
Subject: Looking for a companion
Hi,
Your ad intrigued me due to its title: "Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24", not because of the word beautiful, but b/c of "rich on the inside"
However, it seems as if you're a caring person, but then you mention materialistic stuff
Who are you and what are you trying to get out of having a companion?
Are you looking for only one companion or more than one?
Are you looking for a short term/long term/casual/friendship, what is it exactly?
Your requests on enjoying the things you like are not difficult to do with, but what are you willing to do for me to be happy with each other?
Sincerely,
Kelly
From: Natalie K_______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 6, 2006 2:02 AM
Subject: good luck
Hi,
You are too funny. Get a life and try finding someone who is more interested in you as a person and not your bank account.
Good luck
From: sara k.
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 6, 2006 6:44 PM
Subject: Re: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside
I greatly enjoyed your post - your careless sense of opulence is intriguing.
It is so difficult to meet someone on CL with such similar interests as my
own, although I much prefer vintage English automobiles to the Italian
variety and my vineyards are located in Santa Barbara as opposed to Napa
(much better for Pinot Noir there).
~S.
From: Julia W____
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 7, 2006 7:18 PM
Subject: Craiglist listing
Hi, My name is Liliana, and truthfully, it was an accident that i opened up your listing. before we move on further, i would like to give my regard to Annete, since she will be the one to open this e-mail.
I was amazed when i first read the listing, attending benefits, riding carriages, going around in a yacht, it doesn't sound real at all. Ever since i was little, i've always love riding on horses, traveling, attending benefits and formal parties. I actually grew up with all of that. I'm very interested in getting to know this gentleman (I don't know his name, so that is what I will use to call him.) I'm not at all interested in this money of his( I can't even be sure wheter it is real or not) but he sounds like a great person, and very exciting. HIs charity benefit, his love to travel, etc.
I'm a student at SFSU, 20,hardworking, trustworthy, very dependent, and graceful. Before i go more into details about me, i would like to know more about you. I still hardly know anything about what it is you really do.Waiting to hear from you soon.
SIncerely yours,
Liliana
From: Sharon S______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 8, 2006 2:07 AM
Subject: city college has typing classes...
"The TOP 5 candidates will then be reviewed by myself"
Hahahah ..if you find 5 women who write to you and are dying to be selected to change your diapers
Anyways it was funny and who knows, there are still some retarded people out there, may you'll find some dumb woman who actually believes all you wrote.
From: Fae
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 11:37 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Good luck with that!
From: kim e_____
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 11:44 AM
Subject: I'm in favor of a prenuptual agreement
Warm greetings to you dear Miss Annette:
I hope this finds you well. Please inform your employer that as engaging as
his post is.... his post would have been MUCH more convincing had the
attached photo NOT shown him apparantly giving the finger to the camera!!!
I wish it was the real deal, he is very nice to look at.
Sincerely, Kim
Kim is a 37 year old, 5'5", 110 lb., SWF, with a nice tan.
From: Jane Doe
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 12:01 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
You're funny.
Jane Doe
Why Wait? Move to EarthLin
From: Emily W_______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 1:04 PM
Subject: beautiful
Hey that all sounds fine and dandy. But why are you putting all of
that info when people are just going to want you for your money.
So what I want to know is are you fun to hang out with? Your
personality. And please send me a better pic I can bearly see your face.
Well you live in the same area as me kind of.
Im in Menlo Park and I work in Belmont. I am a cosmotologist and
very fun to be around. I love to smoke hookah, watch movies, shop and do
hair and makeup.
I love sun bathing, swimming, snow boarding ( which I a supposed to
do this weekend) aaahhh cant wait. Love to go boating, wake boarding
and just be in the sun and on the water listening to music.
Emily
Write back if interested.
Emily
couldnt send a pic to this address so email me back and I will send it.
I am 28 years old.
From: Emily W_______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 1:01 PM
Subject: forgot something
I didnt mention that I dont drink or do drugs!
You dont mind an occasional drink but those who have problems ( not fun to be around )
Emily
From: Debra C
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 9:51 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Are you for real? from St. Helena
From: Isabelle D________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 11:55 PM
Subject: Responding to your ad
Dear Rich Guy:
Against my better judgement, I am responding to your email, probably because
I adore yachts and expensive Italian vehicles. Judging from your picture and
your ad, I have come to the conclusion that your looks reflect your
personality --- simply tolerable. Your greatest quality in my opinion,
appears to be your money, which is good enough for me. I am accustomed to
the luxuries of life. I love playing golf, swimming at the country club,
spending summers in the Hamptons, vacationing in Venice. This makes me
perfect for you esp. since my beauty is beyond your comprehension. I
attached my photo. Please respond quickly as I might find someone better.
Isabelle
From: d m_____
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 15, 2006 10:44 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the inside and out!
If your serious. then please view my photos if you like what you see get back to me.
From: Vanessa G_______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 16, 2006 8:41 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Aside from being rich what qualities would you offer a woman? I am not materialistic at all so I need more from someone than money. You are adorable though.
Vanesa
