From: Mark B______
To:[email protected]
Date: Jan 30, 2006 11:42 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
do you take it up the ass?
From: . .
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 31, 2006 1:24 AM
Subject: hello, my name is elizabeth
well my name is elizabeth, i attatched a photo. im 18 years old on valentines day and im naturally blonde, blue eyes, five foot six. i weigh 124 lbs. i have a sence of style of my own thats really defined by my mood. im currently modeling and having a great time. i dont smoke, dont do any drugs, and never been married or have any kids.
From: Aisa W_______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 31, 2006 1:56 AM
Subject: You poor over Secretary
My dearest, and most likely unappreciated, Annette.
I am a 38 year old single mother of five. Their deadbeat dads seem to not be able to hold a job and I am looking for a wealthy, young man to give me what my last 6 men haven't: love without a STI (they're infections, not diseases).
In exchange, I'd be more than happy to help you with your poor grammar.
I have a slight weight problem. It developed when I lost my welfare and could no longer afford the uppers necessary to keep me thin.
All the best.
Mae.
From: anonym.6@_________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 31, 2006 3:51 AM
Subject: Pick Me, Pick Me...
Pick me you pathetic loser.
I would love to sit on your flea infested couch and watch Jerry Springer with you but I'm too busy fucking someone who's really rich (and actually handsome).
QUICK TIP: A SuperCuts haircut gives you away as a pauper. (and the obvious cheap drinks you all are holding...)
I hope your life gets a bit better man seriously. The only reason why I bothered to write was because I was out having a few top shelf drinks and I'm a little tipsy.
Every now and again a real man posts to this site so I check out of curiosity. It's funny to see a post like yours.
Have fun loser.
Signed,
A True Trophy You'll Never Get!
From: Herc99@__________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 1, 2006 3:56 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Funny guy...
From: Fergur@__________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 1, 2006 9:46 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
HAHAHA I think this is one of the funniest Adds i have ever read!! dont get me wrong i think that you are a good lookin guy .... but if you are lookin for a GOLD DIGGER than you wrote the right add... but if you are lookin to fall in love dont go around tellin people you are rich!
Anywho my name is Annie im 20 I am 5'6 With blonde hair and green eyes I am half Irish and Half Scottish .... I am very Independant ( ex. have a good job, have my own car, pay my own bills ,,etc...) I am lookinfor a guy just to cuddle up with and be able to have an amazing time with... whether he is filthy Rich or a middle class constuction worker i dont care!
well if you would like to see a picture and know a little more about me and my interests you can see all of that at www.myspace.com/______________
From: Just4u
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 6, 2006 1:13 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Well if you are interested in average women let
me know so we can go from there. About me:
Is he interested in older women!!!
I am Hispanic, 33, 5' 8", single mom, gorgeous smile,
great personality, open minded, d&d free,
190lbs, a gorgeous set breast 42dd's,
Nice and normal woman, Open minded!!!
No drama and don't like to waist my time!!!
I know how to please a gentleman, give me a try and you will find out!!
here is a recent picture of myself, have been having difficulties with my computer lately, hopefully you will get it.
From: Lilfoot9@___________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 6, 2006 2:00 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
i just wanted to let you know i got a good laugh out of this posting. i dont know if your serious, but it made me laugh, and anyone that can make me laugh is always a good thing. good luck if you are serious cause i can only imagine the kind of girls who are going to reply and i feel sorry for you.
From: amber d_________
Mailed-By: craigslist.org
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 6, 2006 6:56 PM
hey love
my name is amber and i am 19 let me know what u think
From: Meggie M____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 6, 2006 7:43 PM
Subject: shot..
That is some post pal'...you seem pretty confident and bold. I hope most your description is true, but if not, I must say that it is very well written and worth the read... hence the reply...
I am 26 years old, graduated with a BA in 2000, moved to SD from the midwest almost 3 years ago, have a great job and amazing friends but am looking to try this internet dating thing all the ladies sewing circles are talking about...
I think a sense of humor is the best trait someone can have- Wit does and will get you through just about anything. I believe in passion in and out of the bedroom and so much more.... and so much more....
I am really cute but not ready to send a photo yet- Tell me more about yourself!!
megg-following everything with the more to come dots, IE"........"
From: Stacgs@___________
To:[email protected]
Date: Feb 7, 2006 3:09 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
If you're so wonderful, I wonder WHY you would be single? Sounds like a bunch of BS to me... what a hoot to read though. Thank you for the entertainment! Best of luck to you and "Annette", likely your only companion!
I bid thee the best of luck.
From: Tammy S___________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 8, 2006 4:54 PM
Subject: Intriqued?
OK - I'm intriqued. You're either incredibly funny - that's sexy or incredibly smart - also sexy.
Now, of course you could be neither - could be inherited, which may or may not determine
who you are. Money is great if indeed you have it, but more importantly what are you without
it 'cause true in true that is who you are and that is who I want to know.
Well, Annette - I need to know. Is this guy a self centered egotistical man or is he a generous
soul that gives and gives of himself and of his time. The memo is very contradictory and needs
more explanation. I can tell you this Annette, I will not worship this man but I will respect him. I will
not demand from him more than I provide for him, I will expect to laugh and laugh often, I will pamper
him at will and likewise demand space at will. I will pick his brain for information, growth and knowledge.
I will further my business endeavors. I will at times forgo the yacht trip so I can hike the shorelines, I will
at times forgo the riches so I be amongst the people of the land, I will not always wish to be pampered,
but will always rejoice if an opportunity arises.
Anyhow, Mr. Mystery, you are a sexy man perhaps with talent and brains, perhaps you have money and
a life of riches to offer, perhaps not - but there is one thing I must know, if all is taken from you and you
were left with only one thing - what is that one thing that I could not live without - even more important than
food, money, or anything riches can buy????
Tell me that and I will know where your motive lies and what the real man is within. Ciao. TAMMY :-)
