From: Date Resumes
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 20, 2006 12:02 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Annette, dah'ling, you've just *got* to put me through to Blondie in the Tux. I'm actually heading to St. Kitts with daddy this week. I'll be on the Concorde, so I'm sure I'll make it just about the time he does. I'm sure Blondie would *love* to take me for belinis and brunch at the country club.
His vineyards are surely inferior to Vinci's (my ex-fiance), seeing as how California can only aspire to trump Italy in varietals, bouquets and legs. I had to dismiss Vinci, though, after that nasty little tryst in Ibiza--the Spanish paparazzi are *so* hard to shake! Lucky for Blondie, I'm currently considering appropriate replacements. Due to his nicely diversified portfolio and multi-continental real estate holdings, he has made the short list.
Make sure Blondie gets my message quickly, though. I'll only be in St. Kitts for a few days before I head back to Spain. Daddy and I are picking up a new pony before the derby season kicks off!
*Kisses*
Jennifer v_________
From: G ___________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 20, 2006 12:14 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
what a fucking geek. you think chicks buy that load of crap? u r a funny guy. i recognize your punk ass...lol...baby face! the things children will go thru to lose their virginity never ceases to amaze me.
farewell young laddie
From: Kittie M____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 20, 2006 11:52 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Are you kidding?
From: K Severe
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 20, 2006 2:30 PM
Subject: tall blonde masseus, Princeton educated world traveller
was in Playboy a long time ago and Maui last week...Hollywood actress, sailor scuba diver, brain the size of a planet faces enui at the prospect of the next great job-hunt...maybe u can help...great reader...are you for real? Cuz I am! Kim from Hell
From: Allison H____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 20, 2006 4:47 PM
Subject: The woman for you
Hi my name is Allison, and through your ad i'm not really sure what you are looking for. Maybe a companion? Well neways just a little bit about my self, i am layed back, cheerful, fun-loving, romantic, sincere, charming, warm, sweet, sensitive, smart, creative, clever, kind, generous, punctual, and of course i am willing to feed you ice-cream in bed every night for the rest of your life. I know how to please a man. I am 21 about 5'4 white, auburnish brown hair, hazel eyes, 115lbs, 34D bra, and long legs. I want to be able to meet you because I am better in person than i am with words. Let me know what you think and I will have to send you a picture. Thank you for you time and interest in me.
With love,
Allison
From: Carrie C
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 20, 2006 8:23 PM
Subject: beautiful on the outside
well hello,
i also am beautiful on the outside, rich on the
inside, and i would like to add wicked smart (make
sure you say it with a boston accent or else it sounds
kinda dumb). i believe that my butler barry knows
your professional typist annette. he says hello by
the way.
when i'm not yachting off the cape, i like spending my
time at my castle in the loire valley of france, or
shopping in london. either one is good for me, i'm
easy to please. and don't worry, your interests are
already mine. diamonds, and hedge funds and bears, oh
my! what more could a girl ask for?
-c
ps... i tried emailing you twice already, the first
time i had the wrong address, the second time my pic
was too big for the craig's list server. so here's
the link to my page on myspace: xxxxxxxx
From: KNeEbaBi06@_____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 22, 2006 9:31 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
hey i was interest in your ad..
my name is emily 18
From: Katy M_______________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 25, 2006 1:43 PM
Subject: craigs list?
Hey. I was wondering if you had any more pictures? Thanks!
<3Katy M
From: Katy M____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 25, 2006 2:15 PM
Subject: oh yeah
I guess i should tell you my email address. KMMas@__________
THanks
Katy
From: erika h__________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 31, 2006 6:04 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
LOL Best posting I've read today! you joking I hope! And if you are thats great-you're a funny guy and I like funny guys. Not to mention ..cute pic. I just moved to Raleigh from NJ and am looking for new friends.....so if your interested send me a response. I have attatched a pic...I'm on the left
Erika
From: Jennifer D__________
To: [email protected]
Date: Apr 6, 2006 11:14 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Great ad. Annette would love me, you should give her a raise!
From: Shay C____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Apr 20, 2006 10:30 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
