From: elisha m________________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 14, 2006 12:19 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
you have to be kidding me......is this my fantasy or yours? if you are who you say you are.. why would you be on a cheap website like craigs list. you will find hookers and queers. and the board house wife ( thats me )! you sound like you need some friends.. well so do I !!! so if you ever want to have fun with someone Im your girl.
Im 25, I was a loan officer in mcminnville.. and a black jack dealer at spirit mt. I just got out of real estate school... ( havent took my state exam yet) but will, its my ticket out of this lonely home. I just bought a home in the hills in salem..I was moving to bend to work with my husbands family, in there realestate company. tell he cheated and know Im just hangin around because its comfortable. I,m taking placement test for willamette in salem. I want to go into real estate law. but any how, cant help but drop you a line because it sounds like you got life pretty good. and it just makes me realize that I married the biggest ass in the world. and could have married someone like you!
x0x0x0x0 Elisha Oh yeah happy v day
From: Anne P___________________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 14, 2006 2:49 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Great post, I had a good chuckle
From: Benson05@___________________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 14, 2006 2:58 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
I hope you were trying to be funny, that is a gross ad for goldiggers written by a very insecure man
From: SpaceCadet
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 14, 2006 5:14 PM
Subject: Dear Sir-
Dear Sir:
My assistant was paging through the ads on the Craigslist website, trying to find herself a man, poor dear. I could never tell her but she'll never win any hearts with that face only a mother could love. (And a drunk mother, at that.) She types 110 words per minute, though and she is amazing at removing caviar stains from white couture clothing, so I keep her around. I am very well known for my charity.
Back to the matter at hand, though: She mentioned your ad to me because she always hears me complain about how hard it is to find a good wealthy man here in Portland. I mean, sometimes I deign to sleep with a commoner, but the bourgeois is always just after my money. They don't understand how hard I have worked to get where I am. Thrice divorced by twenty-two is no small feat. Now I have amassed enough of my own wealth to spend most of the summer on my private yacht in the Mediterrenean and the weekends during the winter at my house on the summit of Aspen mountain. (What a lovely place, although in the winter the only way to get up there is to ride on the back of genuine Sherpas I had brought over from Nepal.)
You mention how much you love to throw gala benefits. You must have heard of the one's I throw as they are the talk of the upper-crust. The last one was for the Stop the Madness campaign which fights against poor dye jobs. I mean, how sad that these poor people can't afford a decent salon coloring, don't you agree?
Well, I must be saying ciao, darling. My plane is waiting to take me to San Diego for my weekly sailing lesson
From: sugarcookie48@____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 14, 2006 5:44 PM
Subject: Hmmmmmm
First of all, let me tell you that I am NOT impressed that you might have money! If I liked you, it would not be because you have money. It seems like you are looking for someone shallow and needy that you can dress up and stand beside you to make yourself feel important. You will be able to find lots of girls like that; but I am not one of those...
I wish you good luck in finding love...hopefully you will find someone that you can love and they will genuinely love you back ---
http://www.myspace.com/__________________
From: Krystal K_______________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 14, 2006 7:54 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
I read your post, and it made me laugh...that is unless you are serious
then I graciously bow down before you and beg your forgiveness.
Here's my myspace site. Check it out if you'd like and e-mail me back if
you want.
http://profile.myspace.com/_____________________
Have a happy Valentines Day.
Krystal
From: clubbincuttie
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 14, 2006 9:30 PM
Subject: craigslist
something people need to learn is that there is more to life and more to people then the money they spend. I come from old money, every girl in my family has been a debutante, including myself. I know the finer things in life, however although I love the finer things in life. I chose a different path for myself. Not that I am ashamed of who my family is, but I don't want to be viewed like a spoiled little girl. I work hard for what I have although right now I may not have much. I know I have earned my money and my possessions and not everything (yes, somethings) but not everything has been handed to me. I keep that door slightly opened in times of need. The spoiled girl does tend to come out of me at times especially when I am around my family for any len gth of time. I like being grounded and knowing I have a budget to keep. I am writing a response to your craigslist ad maybe because I am intrigued. You failed to say anything of substance other then i have money blah blah blah money blah blah blah money! Such conversations I have heard my whole life. I guess I am writing in hopes you will write me back telling me more about yourself. Something more intimate and with substance. I look forward to talking with you.
julie
From: Jessie H___________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 15, 2006 12:00 AM
Subject: vineyards, benefits, and yachts
Well,
I don't know about you being rich, but you are clever, and cute too.
I'm a 22-year-old Portland native (left for college) who enjoys life. I work
at a high school and as a nanny, and would love to hear more about you.
Jessie
From: JcVla120@____________
To: [email protected] Date: Feb 15, 2006 2:16 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Annette-
How are you? I hope the weather is good on the open sea, not to choppy I hope. So you are the one we must impress wouldn't want my E-Mail to be deleted my mistake. Well I too have a listing on CL http://portland.craigslist.org/w4m/133780197.html I don't know if I meet or even exceed your employers qualifications. I would love to know if I even stand a chance you never know. I must worn you I am not really in it for the money all thought it is nice it is not everything. I just think your employer is handsome and maybe interested in someone who is shall I say down to earth and low maintenance. Well have a lovely day and thank you for considering me
From: sugarcookie48
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 15, 2006 3:29 AM
Subject: Hello.....
http://www.myspace.com/__________________
If you are interested in looking at pics of me....
BUT, you should know that your wealth does NOT impress me...and it will not buy you the love that a person needs...it will only buy you a Barbie Doll trophy. Real women's love is not for sale.
Good luck finding someone to love and who will genuinely love you back.
From: Sarah M______________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 15, 2006 7:05 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Well that was the biggest load of crap I've ever read on CraigsList.
Congratulations!
From: Trisha@___________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 16, 2006 8:00 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Nameless Italian-car-drivin Rich on the outside Guy,
So you have piqued my interest, and I exceed your qualifications. I'm bored, at work, surfing Craigslist. About me: confident, happy, 25 on Sunday, 5'5" 120 lbs, blonde/light brown, I've been told my sparkling green eyes suck you in.I love to be pampered and waited on, but I am an extremely capable person. I'm a great friend, intelligent, love trying/doing new things, and I'm a bit of a hornball. I've been married, but have no kids and don't want any-EVER. I can be super high class chic, or the biggest goober when I'm just having fun. I see that you attend and throw benefits, but what do you actually do? Just curious. Well, time to wrap up, who knows, maybe I'll get past your screener and you might actually see this.
