From: Jered S__________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 31, 1998 8:03 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
lol >>Do you have an equally intresting sister inside and out...???? Or do you need a private chef...Classically trained ?? I am looking for a yacht gig>>>>IN any event good luck...JSin
From: Hard Cutie
To: [email protected]
Date: May 3, 2006 3:28 PM
Subject: JUST FOR YOUR INTEREST STUPID... !!!
HELLO STUD:
JUST FOR YOUR INTEREST STUPID
AND NOT MY POSTING OKAY !!!
THIS POSTED AD IS JUST ABOVE
"YOUR DUMB AD" FOR LADIES ???
http://montreal.craigslist.org/m4w/156992807.html
THE POSTING READS AS IS BELOW:
so check it out, here's the story... - 26
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-05-03, 4:33AM EDT
i've never been to montreal before but will be flying
in thrusday morning for work. i'll be in town for a
short while, but would be stoked if a cute lady would
take a little time and show me a few sights in the
downtime, nighttime, or whatever...
never posted before, so forgive any errors and
whatnot....a little about me: total smart ass, beyond
fun, cute, stoked on my job (shit, i shop for a
living...how could i not be), and oh so much more....
you....adorably cute (bonus points if you have a sexy
accent...), funny, adventurous, and just crazy enough
to waste some time with some american dude you dont
know...
interested or just want to know more? hit me back, and
include a pic please...
...and seriously, i couldn't help but read the
"Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside" post
just for fun......is that guy serious? can anyone
really be that fucking lame....i laughed my ass off.
actually, i hope that guy and that posting is for
real, cuz that shit is too funny to make
up........later...
From: julia d______________
To: [email protected]
Date: May 7, 2006 2:52 AM
Subject: pretty darn funny
I got to say your the funniest post in the m4w section on craig's list. I'd
answer, but I'm only into grotty retarded full grown men that play medieval
battles on sundays on the Mont-Royal. From what I saw from your pic, you
unfortunately don't seem to like sporting black velvet capes with aluminium
shields under a blazing sunday afternoon. too bad.
take care and keep spreading the funny posts
From: N Q
To: [email protected]
Date: May 12, 2006 12:23 AM
Subject: Craigslist
Haha, well at least you have a sense of humor. The ending had a very
'reality tv show' feel to it too, with the decision process and all.
And I bid thee farewell! :)
Lacy
From: Electra A_____________
To: [email protected]
Date: May 13, 2006 3:13 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
You are obviously nouveau riche and are by the most arrogant asshole on the planet. Just surround yourself with mirrors and you won�t need anyone else. Do us all a favor and keep your mouth shut.