From: LjuvFlicka@___________
To:[email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 11:57 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Wow...who in Malibu acts like this? I grew up in Malibu, live here, work here, and play here (on occasion), and no one acts like this unless they are not legit.
By the way, you should have Annette study up on her grammar...You have to capitalize the letter "i" when it stands alone as well as any words that start a new sentence.
From: RoXyNiCoe6@__________
To:[email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 7:33 PM
Subject: (no subject)
hey bitch....why are you on craigslist looking for people? i'm on it all for the laughs when i am most bored. in malibu too? where the fuck is the party at? i live off of fuckin point dume and there isn't ever shit going on, so i often find myself making the drive out to l.a. on most evenings...sorry for being so blunt, but hey
From: Virgo
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 13, 2006 8:00 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Dear Sir,
I much prefer sailing to St. Thomas. Everyone knows that St. Kitts was so last season. I know how you feel about your secretary. Poor Jefferson, our butler of 3 generations (at least) is deaf and going blind. But what can we do with the old dear?
About me:
I enjoy lounging in the sun at our small villa in Italy, buying pretty baubles, throwing garden parties with the ladies, and occasionally throwing a charity fete or two (these days, everyone seems to be doing that - even the plebians, heaven forbid).
Best wishes,
Peggy
P.S. I hope this letter reaches you as the internet in Bali can be terribly unpredictable.
From: Nicole W____________
To: [email protected] Date: Jan 14, 2006 1:34 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Ah my dear Annette. I appreciate your taking the time to read this before passing it on to your boss. I can tell that he must be a discerning guy, so you probably have to screen quite a few e-mails.
And let's see how I measure up to the requirements in the ad:
Tennis? Check
Yachts? Sure
Horse drawn carriages? I'd rather be riding the horses, but close.
Your boss? Well, I can't say for certain until I talk to him, I bet I'd be interested. And if he really does play polo, well, it's practically guaranteed.
I'm 22, recently finished school up around SF. I like clever guys, but I'm very open and easy going. The photo was not at a benefit. Just a random day in my kitchen. If he wants to know anything else about me, just have him send me an e-mail.
--Nicole
From: Kasie
To: [email protected] Date: Jan 14, 2006 12:06 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Funny, I'll admit I only know what a hedge fund is from watching the Bunny Ranch reality TV show last night. And maybe that's where you got that term, too. The episode was on last night where the one Bunny tells the other to bid high on the guy because he has hedge funds... random, I know.
Best ad I've seen all day, and though I'm not really interested in you or your 'lifestyle' I thought I'd just have to give you props for the wonderful laugh your ad gave me.
Annette, job well done and if you're tired of working for that asshole, you can give me a call because I'm richer and cuter than that guy, and I might even give you a little attention later on if you're cute too.
xxx.xxx.xxxx
Kasie
From: chick adee
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 8, 2006 12:52 PM
Subject: LMFAO!
That is the funniest Craig's List ad I've ever read. Not looking for a date, but you are hilarious!
lmao you must be kidding...good luck.... all you'll get is gold diggers ....
lmao
From: D S
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 9, 2006 12:49 AM
Subject: Thanks...
I can only imagine the types of girls your �manifesto� has rung in. So let me get this straight�you are sailing in the beautiful vibrant blue waters of the Caribbean and you are dictating at the early hours of the morning to your assistant on Craigslist, of all websites, to find you a companion? Do the numerous benefits and parties you attend not satisfy your need for company? And why then am I writing to you, you ask since I so obviously seem to think you may be full of shit. Simple for the fact that I had a horrible day at work and your balzy �ad� put a smile on my face. You�re blunt about what you want and what you enjoy. The entire thing reminded me of James Spader in �Pretty in Pink�. You play the rich ass hole well. I applaud you. Enjoy sailing�
Dena
By the way...your picture also put a smile on my face
From: Leslie E___________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 9, 2006 3:06 AM
alright so i just discovered this craigslist phenomenon 2 days ago. and my friends and i have found it highly entertaining and a good way to procrastinate. but anyway i just wanted to congratulate you on having the first listing that was hilarious... but not in the oh my God this guy is creepy and wants to rape people kind of way. ok i guess that's about it. ive never responded to a listing before, so i'm not sure you'll ever get this. but here's a link to my myspace if you care.
http://www.myspace.com/___________________
i bid thee farewell and ill have you know i typed this whole damn email myself.
From: adrienne k
To: [email protected] Date: Feb 9, 2006 4:07 AM
Subject: would like to play tennis sometime...
Hi, my name is adrienne, i just turned 24, and when i saw you picture i thought you looked like a fun guy! i have played tennis since i was five, my grandpa was in wimbeldon... i am from burbank, and as of right now i am a hard working bartender! if you like my picture, write back... hope to hear from you, sincerely, adrienne
