From: ShanaDucky
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 19, 2006 8:53 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
This is pertty funny, you must have a great imagination. I can't really believe anything you say. But thanks for the laugh.
From: Melissa's craigslist account
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 19, 2006 8:54 PM
Subject: Beautifully put my dear
Please pardon my candor, but I am simply dying to meet you. Have your secretary call mine and we will have a lovely time at the club. Attached is my photograph, from Halloween, we dressed up as plebeians, how amusing. I often use this shot for publicity to reach the 'common man,' no matter how vial that idea might seem.
Melissa
Please excuse any errors in this document. Although feel free to point them out, my staff gets docked in their pay for each typing mistake. It is the only way to break them.
From: Alma D_________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 19, 2006 8:57 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24 20Inside - 24
ha ha hilarious!!
From: B S ballet_bitch@___________
To: [email protected] Date: Jan 19, 2006 9:08 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Hello. I am completely intrigued by your blip.... and the picture definately adds some charm.....but the reason i am responding is because i love the fact that you are short and to the point...and by the sounds of it adventrous. To get to the point here is a little about me.......
I am 25 years old and am a professional ballet dancer...i moved here 4 years ago to dance with joffrey ballet...so i have poise and grace to say the least. im 5'9 130lbs brunette with green eyes and a great smile....
hope to hear from you...(not your sec)
yours truly, B.
From: Ralu C.
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 19, 2006 11:27 PM
Subject: what is wrong with u ppl?????????
Nice girl here...but pls be sane, can't send pics...too big
From: Andrea Z
To: [email protected] Date: Jan 20, 2006 1:05 AM
Subject: Hah.
I think you're funny. And rich? Well. Check this out- http://www.myspace.com/______________
Ciao,
Andrea
From: Shillinglaw15@______________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 20, 2006 1:22 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Annette looks to be about 3 feet tall, from the vantage point of that photograph, ha ha.
Is your email serious? I am an older woman, in my 40s...
wow. i am rich too. go figure. i also have my PhD, 3 houses, and a flashy red car. my nanny was named peggy, but she was american so she taught me well and look at me now. smart, successful, and so intimidating that guys are afraid to look me in the eye. just thought that i'd respond because I feel your pain. but of course i am only looking for someone who really needs my money, because then they'll be dependent on me and i can boss them around. good luck!
From: Mspooky76@_____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 21, 2006 9:01 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
I highly doubt someone as rich as you would A. have to boast, and B. post on Craigslist. Nice prom picture.
From: dalila a_________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 22, 2006 7:05 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Hello there,
I saw your post on CL, of course. And well I just had to say hello. "Hello" Enclosed is my picture. I'm not a back and forth emailing kind of gal. I guess we shall see what happends.
-D
From: aliya a__________ href="mailto:[email protected]?subject=Beautiful%20on%20the%20Outside,%20Rich%20on%20the%20Inside%20-%2024%20">[email protected]
Date: Jan 22, 2006 11:08 PM
Subject: that was a perfect post....
hey,
that was perfectly funny, thanks for making me
laugh because craigslist is depressing....
aliya
From: Princessececilia@____________________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 23, 2006 1:57 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
what in the name of god? this is so an editorial piece for maxim magazine
