From: Kate S______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 4, 2006 9:39 PM
Subject: richie rich
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that's the best craigslist person I've ever read.
From: Ermion02@__________.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 4, 2006 9:45 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
you my friend are a doucebag...what woman would want to date a pompas ass like yourself...the sad thing tho is that i know there are woman out there in the world who really only do care about money and not the personality that goes along with it...so unfortunatly you will wind up with some beautiful ditz girl and you can both have meaningful conversations while you have your massage
From: Kevin G________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 4, 2006 10:09 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
You are an ugly, egomaniac. Good luck to the poor girl that gets stuck with your pathetic, pretentious self.
F.Y.I your not beautiful either, so screw you pig.
From: LEEYA M______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 1:57 AM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING LET ME START OF BY SAYING HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS. NOW LETS TALK, YOU REALLY SOUND INTERESTING BUT I MIGHT BE TO MUCH FOR YOU. I LIVE IN THE CITY BY MYSELF, I LIKE TO PARTY.TRAVEL,LIVE ON THE EDGE ALL THE TIME (SOMETHING I NEED TO STOP). I'M 21 5'2 110 LIGHT SKINNED, BROWN EYES AND HAIR, PRETTY AND SLIM IS WHAT THEY ALL SAY. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN LINKING BACK E=MAIL ME AT SUNNYSEXYDELIGHT@_______.NET .I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.......
From: Jay "joesoxfan@__________.com"
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 4, 2006 11:22 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
hey man, whats up?
From: Jessie S_______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 4, 2006 11:36 PM
Subject: Craigs list
Hi there,
Found your post very nice. Here is a little about me. This pic is kind of old, i'm working on getting a new one. Please let me know if you're interested. If not, i'm always up for some criticism. Thanks again for reading. I've used this blurb on a few sites to describe me a little....
"Not the kind of girl you take home...well maybe :)"
It seems as though everyone everywhere is looking to "hook-up", that's not me at all. I am the type of person that can be attracted to someone by looks, just to be turned off when they speak. Some say its silly, I just think its something today's youth has forgotten along with Luke Perry.
I enjoy the the lost art of conversation while enjoying a good meal with an interesting person. I am a camp girl at heart, and I suspect I always will be. Originally from Queens, NY, I have my degree in Business Administration from Alfred University in Western NY (near Buffalo) {culture shock!}, and currently have 1 semester left in law school and loving every minute of it. It took 17 years of school before I found what i'm truly passionate about. I have big plans and big dreams, and hope I have the "goods" to back it up. I was a Volunteer EMT for a few years, and currently teach CPR. I also bartend for some extra income. I love music, some of my online ad's contain this title "Not the kind of girl you take home"...(well maybe :) (if you can guess the artist, you get points...of which you can cash in for an undisclosed prize LOL, just kidding.) As you can tell I have a sarcastic/witty side, hopefully you understand and can engage.
Among my various jobs, I also work for an attorney that does civil litigation, which I am interested in, however I would like to get into a little of the Criminal pro-bono work aspect to law as well. My main job is a Resident Assistant for a private program for girls in Andover. These girls are academically gifted and can not flourish in their current surroundings in various area's (Ohio, NJ, NY, etc) so they ship them up here to Andover, where they have a chance at a better college future. Its truly a great program and I absolutely love it! People think I am cRaZy when I say that I love being in a house with 8 teenage girls, but being around stuffy lawyers all day, its nice to come home to a different environment.
Things that I like: outdoor activities (as well as indoor ones, insert wicked smile here ;-)sports, great conversations, laughing till my belly aches, volunteer work, technology, sleeping in on Sundays, pets, being lovey duvey.
Hope to hear from you soon.
From: Alexis C______
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 2:05 AM
Subject: You betcha
Good-looking/attractive ladies should be found in Prudential shopping mall. Only lonely or desperate/ middle-aged women would surf online...aw...if they can search for you online, you betcha, she is thinking of another craigslist guy while giving a massage. All the best for the women hunt.
From: Katie -------
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 3:18 AM
Subject: hahahahahahahaha
Okay well A for effort and creativity! I must say that, that was a well
recieved pause in the monotany that is the Boston Single Croud! However you
made me hate you a little! Hopefully most girls know that was a joke. Please
God let it be a joke....
From: Amanda
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 3:35 AM
Subject: Your CL ad
Hi there,
I'm 20, a crack whore, and I like to prostitute myself out to men like you. Right now I'm dictating this to my little bitch slave. Forgive him for any grammar mistakes, his fingers are swollen and covered with juice from him fisting me. You know, the vaginal walls constrict blood flow to the arm when you have it all the way up there. It makes for some pretty interesting sounds when it's finally pulled out, I'll tell ya what!
Anyway, my friends say I clean up real good, and I guess I should believe them, as those pills my gynecologist prescribed me have been working wonders on the polka-dotts on my labia! But don't worry, I'm disease free. Or at least I will be when this syphallis clears up.
So, you mentioned riding in your ad? I love to ride! Sometimes the men can't feel when they're inside of me, so I lean back and secretly jerk them off while bucking up and down. They never know the difference between my flapping pussy lips and my
fingers! I would love to ride you. Please contact me if you're interested!
Yours,
Gertrude
From: Bethany
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 12:10 PM
Subject: CL
Hi,
I just saw your ad on CL. I really hope that for your own sake that was a whole bunch of bullshit lol. Because I would truly feel sorry for someone that was that conceited by the age of 24. I just hope that you were really bored and needed to entertain yourself. And if it is by any means true, and you do "pick" some woman, and she's dumb enough to let you, then I pity both of you. Because the real women, that are worth having, cannot and will not be treated as property or belongings. So if there is any truth to your ad, I hope that someday you learn that you won't ever be happy with a woman as long as you have the kind that you can push around.
But best of luck in whatever it is that you think you want.
~Bethany
PS I did attach my picture, just so you know I'm not a bully - just a smart woman who knows better than to deal with people who are only into the physical.
From: luciana c__________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 12:31 PM
Subject: Are u for real?
Just want to let u know that you shouldn't say all those things if you to cacth a girl she should really love for who you are!
Money does not bring happiness,
Anyways good luck to you
I don't even know why I am writting that to you I should be more concern about getting a job to pay my rent
See ya
From: Andrea B_________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 1:51 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
I must say I enjoyed reading your ad. It got right to the point in what you would like and expect from your women. I am a 23 year old female emailing you just south of Boston. Though I know and you seem way out of my league. I thought I give it a shot anyways. I am an attractive yet very fun and intelligent women. I do work full-time and love my job very much. I am not a materialistic person. I really like the smaller things in life like walks in the park and reading a book on a park bench. Just recently out of a four year relationship I decided to give this whole craigslist thing a try. Since I really need to get back into the dating scene. So here's my picture and if you like. We can speak more if not I wish you luck in your endeavors. Take Care
Andrea
From: Courtney S_________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 5:41 PM
there's something oddly endearing about your
wierdness.
Courtney
www.myspace.com/_______________
From: dassito
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 5, 2006 11:12 PM
Subject: craigslist
YOU are a riot.
From: S_________, Julie S.
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 6, 2006 5:50 AM
Subject: me
My Dear baby boy,
How sweet of you to offer you fine self to the world. you did not happen to mention anything regarding what you would, or could do for me, to me, or with me. most of your conceited diatribe (though charming in I love myself kind of way) revolves soley around you. are you advertising for a maid with beneifts of do you really believe that any woman worth her weight in prada would consider dating a boy, oh excuse me.... man who was so completely self absorbed. me..... I would want a man who was loyal, sexy, considerate, intelligent, and down right hot....... could you meet my qualifications. Not only that he would have to adore me, love me, cherish the ground i walked on ,,, throw rose petals before,,,,,,,, and be my best friend... i doubt that your up for the job. your probably too busy counting your polo ponies. but best of luck old man as i' m sure there are thousands of shallow, money grubbing women just dying to kiss that pretty ass of yours. looking forward julianne
From: Robin H___________
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 9, 2006 12:15 PM
Subject: RICH ON THE INSIDE
oh my goodness u r so hot i want u to show me how to play crickett and
take me to the hamptons where we can catlion together.
LOVE, BAMBI
From: Dani *
To: [email protected]
Date: Jan 10, 2006 6:19 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Hey you! That was quite an amusing post, any luck so far? haha
As for me, I prefer emeralds over diamonds (they're more rare), golf over
tennis, German cars over Italian ones (with the possible exception of
Maserati's) and would take a Brunello di Montalcino over just about any
other wine.
My interests range from mink to pearls, from hosting cocktail parties to
clubbing in world metroplis', and from golfing/windsurfing in the caribbean
to skiing in the alps. Maybe we'll get along.
So what do you do in Boston? -- when you're not sailing or posting on CL,
that is. ;) ciao ciao
Dani
From: Marie E
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 15, 2006 1:59 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
hey how are you? i attached my pic lemme know if you are interested
~ marie
From: olga p________
To: [email protected]
Date: Feb 15, 2006 2:27 PM
Subject: hm...
