From: alyson h_____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 9, 2006 1:35 PM
Subject: personal
i have to say your ad was funny. i took it as a joke, and if it wasnt im sorry. good luck with your five canidates.
From: Lucritia E_____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 9, 2006 1:49 PM
Subject: Re: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Your post was one of the most original, funny, witty posts I've seen in
a long time. My congratulations, Your Lordship. ;-)
As for me, one need only peruse my profile on myspace
(myspace.com/_____________) to understand my penchant for the finer
things in life. Isn't it ghastly when, at a formal dining occasion, one
has to actually ask the person seated to your left to pass the salt,
because there hasn't been a salver properly placed at one's personal
setting? Good help is *indeed* hard to find.
Have a joyous day as befits your status, and bon chance in finding the
right girl; it's rough out there for all of us.
-- Lady Lucritia of E_________
From: Aimee A_____________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 9, 2006 2:35 PM
Subject: beautiful/rich
Hey There Annette,
Is this kid for real?
Have a great day.
Always,
Aimee
From: Melissa S______________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 9, 2006 4:01 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
You cant be serious! To me you sound fake on the outside and empty on the inside.
From: Birdlooker@________________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 9, 2006 4:05 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
When your money runs out.....what would your being consist of then?
From: Dancechic0@_______________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 9, 2006 5:45 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
you just seem too good to be true. if you were all you say you are then you wouldn't have to post on craigs list. but here i am writing you anyways knowing that i am nothing you are looking for. i come from a poor lower middle clas
s family, and haven't experienced anything you have.
From: Maria V_______________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 10, 2006 2:08 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the Outside, Rich on the Inside - 24
Just a quick note, this has to be the oddest ad by far. I find that if one is wealthy and some what attractive, there would be no need for an ad, as a matter of fact you should be out trying to beat these women (most money hungry women) off with a stick. Hope you’re having a great day “Annette.”
Maria V________
From: cbr02@________________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 10, 2006 7:35 PM
Subject: Craigslist
You are quite hilarious. If you're not being totally sarcastic, well then you're not funny, and you're kind of a pompous asshole, but I guess if you have yachts I can forgive that.
About me: my name is Claire... I'm 22 years old, and 5'10". I'm a senior at UT majoring in English and minoring in History. But since you probably don't care about that...
... Because of my height and long legs, I look good in designer clothes while drinking Grey Goose martinis. I say the right things at cocktail parties for senators. My hair never gets messed up when I ride with the top down in a Lamborghini Diablo Roadster. I have a knowledge of fine wines and exotic beers. I enjoy sipping mojitos while waiting for my male companion to return from his fox hunt. I never lose my balance when strolling around in Jimmy Choos. I will make you look better by holding your arm and laughing pretentiously at the jokes made by your oil tycoon friends...
... and if that doesn't impress you, my pictures should. In the first one, I'm the tall one in red.
From: Jennifer H______________
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 11, 2006 1:12 PM
Subject: Beautiful on the outside...
I had to laugh to myself when I read your ad. Surely, only half of this could be true or you have a great sense of humor when it comes to your "fate". Seems your family should be arranging your dates with women of the proper pedigree, but bully for you for taking a vested interest in your own love life.
I suspect I am a bit long in the tooth and too much peasant stock for you, but I couldn't resist responding. Reminds me of a current theme on Gilmore Girls, your name wouldn't happen to be Logan?
Happy Hunting!
Jen
From: Court
To: [email protected]
Date: Mar 11, 2006 10:44 PM
Subject: you've got to be kidding
