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Ahh fanbitching the beauty of it all. Fair warning: Not only watch the fic ratings but watch my language. I will only review fics of stories I have seen.The Webmistress Begins:I have long been a reader at the Pit of Voles aka fanfiction.net. It's a hellhole over there don't deny it. So before I start with the bitching of specific fics, I will discuss my ground rules for hate. So talk #1, the summary.The Summary: Lords above save me! If you can't seem to figure out how to summarize your story, then please don't write "I'm not good at summaries" just try people. Just try. How am I to trust that you can write a story if you can't write a blurb about your story? Here are some summary jems: AxR! Robin's pregnant, Amon's being stupid again, Nagira has to take care of two pregnant girlfriends while trying to get Amon to go and visit Robin. I'm bad at summaries, I'm bad at ratings. I decided to make it a bit longer. .....I must read.....pregnant girlfriends!?! How can I not? Let's just establish 3 pregnant teenagers = will equal awesome. Rated For Language!,Goh is tired of hearing Himenio And Hayate Arguing and starts to making Something in the Kitchen but What? Bad Summary Please Check it out Its My First Fanfic So Dont Be To Harsh But please Read And Review!HayateHimenio! Yay! My head is hurting please stop please stop I hate summaries that seem like They were written by a hyperactive 5 year old fangirl that draws bad Fanart and talks about how much see loves so and so and that she is in Love and he is so HOT cuz he so SWEET that obviously have never heard the word run-on sentence. Yay! Yu-Gi-Ohxharry potter. Yugi, Marik, and two OC's (three if you include the yami I invented) are going to Hogwarts! Lots of cool adventures and exciting things can happen! A little romance. pairings BakOC. not many pairings. Enjoy! Holy shit! Not only 2 Mary Sues but.....crossover!! Not just any crossover but the beloved HP crossover! Sweeeeetness. I'm not a fan of Yugioh in the slightest but man the summaries in that section are by far the worst. I also have an undying hate of crossovers, more on that later. How about some more Yugioh summaries: Yami was betrothed to a princess from his past. But his past is actually a world where he is pharaoh...and his betrothed is queen. But the princess is back and here to save the world as the Yu-gi-oh! characters know it? Dear gods... Katherine(OC) is the younger sister of Seto Kaiba. Sent through endless touture, how will life fair for her? YugiohDigimonSuikoden crossovers. For fun! Will contain abuse, cursing… and stuff… not good with summaries Triple crossover! Triple points! And a Mary Sue, abuse, and cursing! 100,000 points! Mysterious boy reminded her of the lover in her past human life...Atemu. Tea is 016 & has a mission to defeat Blackghost but she meets a boy that resembles Atemu. Will Tea learn love despite being a cyborg? Or surrender? Pairring: Yugi&Tea (Yami&Teana). Not only will there be love! But cyborg love, how lucky are we? Man I never get tired of bad Yugioh, moving on...... well its about if the sdk group go to school itogether in are time .(i suck badly on summerys just read plz ) Speaks for itself. GOd my life was going smothly untill the day Flcl cast started showing up in my house. God can't i get just one day when thing end up normally. Damnit just read this story it really good Again, it takes care of itself. But damnit it's really good! Well hopefully this will clear up some problems with summaries. Next time, my hate for crossovers! Feel the excitement.
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