| Redd and his grandson |
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| REDDNECKERSON |
| CHOPPING DOWN THE FAMILY TREE |
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| MISADVENTURES OF |
| This is the true story of the family tree of Reddneckerson. The only known Jewish Redneck in the country When you read the the family relationships, you too will conclude the only thing Redd can be is a REDNECK. Now, lets introduce Redd's family. Now, remember all of this IS true. Can you figure this out without heading for the liquor store? Think about each branch on the family tree as they are revieled.. After they are all shown, then the truth will be revieled. Take your time and think about each branch. Branch number 1: Redd is a cousin to himself Branch number 2: Redd's aunt is his grandmother Branch number 3: Redd's Dad is his uncle Branch number 4: Redd's brother is a cousin Branch number 5: Redd's sister is another cousin Branch number 6: Redd is an only child Branch number 7: Redd's Grandfather is an uncle Branch number 8: Redd's niece is his 1st cousin Branch number 9: Redd's nephew is also his 1st cousin Branch number 10: Redd's cousin is his mother Now, have you followed this? As was stated earlier, all of the above statements are TRUE. So, what conclusion can one draw from Redd's family tree? The above would indicate that Redd id a full blooded redneck with a family tree that dosen't fork. But the answer to this wierd family tree is really very simple. Now, here is how this all came about. Redd's mother had to give Redd up for adoption, when he was born for financial reasons. Her aunt adopted Redd. She had two other children (Redd's cousins) who became Redd's brother and sister. But, that made Redd's mother his cousin. Now, that Redd's aunt was his mother, that made his uncle his father. Redd's grandmother and grand father then became his aunt and uncle, and now since Redd's mother is his aun't, and aaaredd is her son, that makes Redd HIS OWN COUSIN. That is proof that Redd is 100% redneck.. Bt the way, Since Redd's mother was Jewish, that makes Redd a Jewish redneck |
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| REDD'S TRIBUTE PAGES AMERICAN PRIDE SEMPER FI REDD JR. USMC PROUD MARINE DAD |
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