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| This is the first of a few joke pages, and as you will see I find a lot of things funny. These range from Religion, Sexual Tendencies, Race, the lot. This is how I recieve them, and no insults are meant to anybody. Some say my sense of humour is morbid, sick, and/or sarcastic, but if it makes me larf it's in. Needless to say, we will be adding to this page regularly, so don't forget to come back and have a chuckle. Enjoy!! |
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| IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY ARTERY The study of painting BACTERIA Back door of cafe BARIUM What doctors do when people die BOWEL A letter like A,E,I,O,U CAESAREAN BIRTH A neighbourhood of Rome CAT SCAN Searching for a lost pussy CAUTERISE Make eye contact with a woman COMA A punctuation mark D&C Where Washington is DILATE Live longer ENEMA Not a friend FESTER Quicker FIBULA A little lie GENITAL Not a Jew HANGNAIL Coat Hook IMPOTENT Distinguished, well known LABOUR PAIN Getting hurt at work MEDICAL STAFF Doctors cane MORBID A higher offer NODE Was aware of OUT PATIENT A person who has fainted PAP SMEAR A fatherhood test PELVIS Father of Elvis RECOVERY ROOM Place to do upholstery RECTUM Took apart violently SECRETION Hiding something SEIZURE Roman Emporer TABLET A small table TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick in an airport TUMOUR More than one URINE Opposite to your out VARICOSE Nearby VEIN Conceited QUICKIES Q. What should you do if you see your husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung? A. When you can barely get your finger between the noose and his neck. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for air and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the loo? A. Because it helps them remember which end to wipe. Q. How does a man keep his youth? A. By giving her furs, money and diamonds. BECKS David Beckham goes shopping, and sees something interesting in the kitchen department of a large store. "What's that?" he asks "A Thermos Flask," replies the assistant. "What does it do?", asks Becks The assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. Really impressed, becks buys one and takes it along to his next training setion. "Here boys, look at this" Becks says proudly, "It's a Thermos Flask." The lads are impressed, "What does it do?" they ask "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" says Becks "And what have you got in it?" asks Roy Keane "Two cups of coffee and a choc ice" he replies |
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