1: You must not be a total fool unless you can say foolishly hilarious things constantly.
2: You must be a genuis at creating ideas.
3: You are usefull in Computer Graphics design, programming, have been in the business previously, or another computer related field..
4: All must be over 14.
5: All must not be afraid of being a nerd.
6: All must not be afraid of random keyboard fights.
7: You must not be afraid to be fired constantly but not really. Evan likes to say "YOUR FIRED!!!" but not really mean it.
8: You must be tolerant of Shawn. He's the biggest Nintendo fanboy ever.(He actually bought Mario DDR!!!!) He's like a really stupid rarely cussing Jesus. If that makes any sense. P.S. he can't make water into red whine, I'm sorry.
9: Must be able to get slapped hard in the face and slap back.
10: You must own one item that has to do with a penguin. And carry it everywhere.
If you fall near these guidlines then you may join. But it's not easy, my friend. You must e-mail us a little about yourself, why you should join, what you can do, and rate penguins on a 1-10. The penguin part is for fun. The E-mail you must send to is [email protected] or [email protected] . Good luck. Penguins Rule.