ONE NATION UNDER GOD!

Three thousand Americans under rubble

America prides itself for being "One Nation Under God," and yet clearly this so-called "god" cares nothing for America. "God" stood by doing nothing while 19 Muslim murderers plotted the WTC attack. God watched them pack their knives, and he walked beside them as they boarded four planes. He sat in comfort while they forced their way into the cockpits to slit the throats of the pilots.

God heard the desperate prayers of the passengers, he watched them weep and tremble, yet he did nothing. This "all powerful" deity sat back observing the proceedings with an amused grin on his face, enjoying the moment. As the planes slammed into the WTC and the Pentagon, God strolled around the burning wreckage, he saw people in flames, in agony, people with missing limbs and burned eyes. He heard the screams and the sobs. He listened as terrified people phoned their families and their loved ones, and he smiled.

God saw the metal supports weakening, he noticed that few people could escape because their exits were blocked, so he relaxed on an office chair, and watched the people burn. They continued to burn, and gasp for air, until the whole structure collapsed, and God observed passively while almost three thousand people were crushed to death.

Everyone screamed, "Dear God, SAVE ME!" And God replied, "GET FUCKED AMERICA! DIE YOU CREDULOUS MORONS!

America remains, "One Nation Under God." And God pisses himself laughing.

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