VIRUS WARNING 
> 
> This virus warning is genuine. There is a new virus 
> going around, called 'work'. 
> 
> If you receive any sort of 'work' at all, whether via 
> e-mail, internet or simply handed to you by a 
> colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT. 
> 
> This has been circulating around our building for 
> months and those who have been tempted to open 
> 'work' or even look at 'work' have found that their 
> social life is deleted and their brain ceases to 
> function properly. 
> 
> If you do encounter 'work' via email or are faced with 
> any 'work' at all, then to purge the virus, send an 
> e-mail to your boss with the words 'I've had enough 
> of your @#*%&#@......... I'm off to the nearest bar/pub.'

> 
> The 'work' should automatically be forgotten by your 
> brain. If you receive 'work' in paper-document form, 
> simply lift the document and drag the 'work' to your 
> garbage can and put on your hat and coat and skip 
> to the nearest bar with two friends and order three 
> pints of beer (or rum punch). 
> 
> After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 
> 'work' will no longer be of any relevance to you and 
> that 'Scooby Doo' was the greatest cartoon ever. 
> 
> Send this message to everyone in your address book. 
> If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then 
> I'm afraid the 'work' virus has already corrupted your
life.
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