| >> > > >If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,
you would have >>produced >> > > >enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth >> > it!) >> > > > >> > > >If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is >> > > >produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. >> > > > >> > > >The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the >>body >> > to >> > > >squirt blood 30 feet. >> > > > >> > > >A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be >>a >> > > >pig!) >> > > > >> > > >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Still >>not >> > > >over that pig thing!) >> > > > >> > > >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. >> > > >(Poor pig, a good thing and doesn't even know it!) >> > > > >> > > >On average people fear spiders more than they do death. >> > > > >> > > >You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a >> > poisonous >> > > >spider. >> > > > >> > > >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) >> > > > >> > > >You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. >> > > > >> > > >Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. >> > > > >> > > >Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. >> > > > >> > > >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than >> > left-handed >> > > >people do. >> > > > >> > > >In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, >> > > >including their eyebrows and eyelashes. (Ouch!) >> > > > >> > > >A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. >> > > > >> > > >The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own >> > > >weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. >>(This >> > > >scientist had way, WAY too much time their hands!) >> > > > >> > > >Polar bears are left handed. >> > > > >> > > >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, ranking it #1 for animal >>having >> > > the >> > > >most taste buds. >> > > > >> > > >The flea can jump 350 times its body length; It's like a human >>jumping >> > > >the length of a football field. >> > > > >> > > >A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves >> >>to >> > > >death. (Creepy!) >> > > > >> > > >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached >>to >> > > >its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. >> > > >(Honey, I'm home.. what the...) >> > > > >> > > >Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want >> >>to >> > > >be a pig...quality over quantity!) >> > > > >> > > >Butterflies taste with their feet. >> > > > >> > > >Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. >> > > > >> > > >A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. >> > > > >> > > >Starfishes haven't got brains. After reading all these, all I can >>say >> > > >is "Damn Pigs" |