>> > > >If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,
you would have
 >>produced
 >> > > >enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 
(Hardly seems worth
 >> > it!)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is
 >> > > >produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the
 >>body
 >> > to
 >> > > >squirt blood 30 feet.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.  (In my next
life I want to be
 >>a
 >> > > >pig!)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.(Still
 >>not
 >> > > >over that pig thing!)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
 >> > > >(Poor pig, a good thing and doesn't even know it!)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >On average people fear spiders more than they do
death.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >You are more likely to be killed by a champagne
cork than by a
 >> > poisonous
 >> > > >spider.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 
(Hmmmmm.....)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza
every day.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10
of a calorie.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than
 >> > left-handed
 >> > > >people do.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from
their bodies,
 >> > > >including their eyebrows and eyelashes.  (Ouch!)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull
30 times its own
 >> > > >weight and always falls over on its right side
when intoxicated.
 >>(This
 >> > > >scientist had way, WAY too much time their hands!)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Polar bears are left handed.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, ranking it
#1 for animal
 >>having
 >> > > the
 >> > > >most taste buds.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >The flea can jump 350 times its body length; It's
like a human
 >>jumping
 >> > > >the length of a football field.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >A cockroach will live nine days without it's head,
before it starves
 >>
 >>to
 >> > > >death.  (Creepy!)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached
 >>to
 >> > > >its body.  The female initiates sex by ripping the
males head off.
 >> > > >(Honey, I'm home.. what the...)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Some lions mate over 50 times a day.  (In my next
life I still want
 >>
 >>to
 >> > > >be a pig...quality over quantity!)
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Butterflies taste with their feet.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
 >> > > >
 >> > > >Starfishes haven't got brains.  After reading all
these, all I can
 >>say
 >> > > >is "Damn Pigs"
 
Previous Joke *** Main Joke Page *** Next Joke
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1