12 Days of AOL
On the first day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, a jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the second day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a 
jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the third day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of 
junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the fourth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error 
messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the fifth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 5 web crashes, 4 idiots at tech 
help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the sixth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 6 disconnections, 5 web crashes,
4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk 
cursing in a chat room.
    
On the seventh day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections,
5 web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, 
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the eight day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen
IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 
2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the ninth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 9 frozen chat rooms, 8 hours of 
busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 4 idiots at tech 
help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the tenth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 10 hours without mail, 9 frozen 
chat rooms, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 web 
crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, and a 
jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the eleventh day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 11 channels not working, 10 
hours without mail, 9 frozen chat rooms, 8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 
6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 
2 pieces of junk mail, and a jerk cursing in a chat room.
    
On the twelveth day of AOL those Bozos gave to me, 12 reasons to cancel, 
11 channels not working, 10 hours without mail, 9 frozen chat rooms, 
8 hours of busy signals, 7 frozen IMs, 6 disconnections, 5 web crashes, 
4 idiots at tech help, 3 error messages, 2 pieces of junk mail, 
and a jerk cursing in a chat room.