Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game, $10,000 a minute,
assuming he averages about 30 minutes a game.
Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll be making
$178,100 a day (working or not) ssuming he sleeps 7 hours a night,
he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance
in his head.
If he goes to a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550
while he's there.
If he decides to make a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him
a whole 12 hours.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be
reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into his tax
deferred account (401K), he will have hit the federal cap of $9500
for such accounts at 8:30 AM on January 1st.
If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you
would be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.50 while watching the 100 meter dash in the
Olympics.
He'll make about $15,600 while the Boston Marathon is being run.
Next year he'll make more than twice as much as all of our past
presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
BUT!
Jordan would have to save 100% of his income for 270 years to have a
net worth equivalant to that of Bill Gates.
NERDS WIN.
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